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I wrote a Valentine's Day poem, just for YUO

Started by Cain, February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM

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Cain

February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese is nice

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 14, 2012, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese is nice

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
February 14, 2012, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2012, 10:41:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese is nice

Best poem EVER.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

kingyak

#4
February 14, 2012, 09:29:30 PM
I also liked the one Neil Gaiman posted this morning:

QuoteRoses are red,
Violets are purple,
Which is a very hard word to rhyme
And makes me happy that on February the 14th we don't traditionally have to give each other oranges.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."-HST

Murmur

#5
February 14, 2012, 10:05:28 PM
They're both good, but Cain's is awesome!  :lulz:
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Freeky

#6
February 14, 2012, 10:28:23 PM
I wrote a poem too.  It is maybe not as good as Cain's, I think, but still good.  Share with your special someone! Also, I keep thinking in Uncle Enrico's accent, I not know why.


Oh by the way,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Now go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart heart.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
February 15, 2012, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 10:28:23 PM
I wrote a poem too.  It is maybe not as good as Cain's, I think, but still good.  Share with your special someone! Also, I keep thinking in Uncle Enrico's accent, I not know why.


Oh by the way,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Now go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart heart.

:lulz: Delightful!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#8
February 15, 2012, 12:20:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2012, 12:09:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 10:28:23 PM
I wrote a poem too.  It is maybe not as good as Cain's, I think, but still good.  Share with your special someone! Also, I keep thinking in Uncle Enrico's accent, I not know why.


Oh by the way,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Now go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart heart.

:lulz: Delightful!

Hm. It needs tightening up, I think.

Oh by the way,
happy valentine's day.
Go die in a fucking fire.
Heart heart heart heart HATE

There.  Much better.

Cain

#9
February 15, 2012, 09:15:18 AM
OK, I got two Valentine's messages yesterday, I'm not quite so bitter anymore.

Instead, a slightly nicer Valentine's Poem!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Tourette's
Shit fuck cock asshole nug-guzzler

Scribbly

#10
February 15, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
My favourite valentines poem was written by an obsessive lich in a DnD game during my misspent youth.

Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I'm dead.
And colorblind.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 15, 2012, 05:08:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2012, 09:15:18 AM
OK, I got two Valentine's messages yesterday, I'm not quite so bitter anymore.

Instead, a slightly nicer Valentine's Poem!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Tourette's
Shit fuck cock asshole nug-guzzler

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#12
February 15, 2012, 05:12:19 PM
There was a Far Side comic with an old man wearing sunglasses holding up this sign:


Roses are red
violets are blue
that's what they tell me
because I'm blind

Cain

#13
February 17, 2012, 09:31:33 AM
Cram, while it is only a very minor thing, and I'm not inclined to make a big fuss over it, in the future, if you're going to use my stuff from PD, I like to be informed beforehand (so I can give permission or deny it), and given a link when it is actually done.  Thanks.

Cramulus

#14
February 20, 2012, 10:45:03 PM
ah my bad! I can pull it if you'd prefer.
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