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Started by EK WAFFLR, March 06, 2012, 11:33:32 PM

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EK WAFFLR

March 06, 2012, 11:33:32 PM
I promise to don my viking helmet and start wreaking more havoc as soon as I have sorted out the time consuming real life issues.
There's nothing I want more than to entertain and enrage you wonderful people with whatever spaggotry I may come up with.

Love&Kisses
WI
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Q. G. Pennyworth

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March 06, 2012, 11:34:43 PM
We need to find a way to make wreaking havoc pay better.

EK WAFFLR

#2
March 06, 2012, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 06, 2012, 11:34:43 PM
We need to find a way to make wreaking havoc pay better.

I'm working on it.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#3
March 09, 2012, 11:33:46 PM
ALDO, QG & NIGEL, I WANT TO BE MANY, TOO!
HOW?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 09, 2012, 11:58:37 PM
BABY, WE WERE BORN THIS WAY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#5
March 10, 2012, 12:01:32 AM
DAMMIT. NOT ONLY AM I TOO FEW, NOW I WANNA BE LADY GAGA TOO.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 10, 2012, 12:05:33 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
March 10, 2012, 12:27:36 AM
I recommend becoming an icelander or finding that herd of pigs jesus did that demon thing to. That will help you become many.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#8
March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 10, 2012, 12:27:36 AM
I recommend becoming an icelander or finding that herd of pigs jesus did that demon thing to. That will help you become many.

I have Icelandic in me. Besides, I'm afraid I'll end up making bacon of that herd. I am Legion, we are Bacon.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

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March 10, 2012, 12:42:40 AM

EK WAFFLR

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March 10, 2012, 12:43:28 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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March 10, 2012, 12:57:27 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 10, 2012, 12:27:36 AM
I recommend becoming an icelander or finding that herd of pigs jesus did that demon thing to. That will help you become many.

I have Icelandic in me. Besides, I'm afraid I'll end up making bacon of that herd. I am Legion, we are Bacon.

That's another method actually. You could become Anonymous.

You would however be cursed with photographic memory and inability to forgive, and everyone would expect you. Including the FBI.

OTOH, you would be the most prolific writer in human history.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Q. G. Pennyworth

#12
March 10, 2012, 01:41:13 AM
Lie on the internet, that always works for me.

EK WAFFLR

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March 10, 2012, 03:19:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 10, 2012, 01:41:13 AM
Lie on the internet, that always works for me.

I have a terrible memory, so I more or less have to be honest, lest I forget what I lied about.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

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March 10, 2012, 03:20:41 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 10, 2012, 12:35:54 AM
I am Legion

NOT ANOTHER ONE!  FOR CHRISSAKES, IS ANYONE ONE PERSON HERE?

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL FUCKED UP.  YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
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