Yet ANOTHER bag of anon PM responses.

[Luna]

While it's horrible that these douchebags target you, Dok, it is funny that they think you magickally become a passive target in PM, who will just take this shit and smile about it.

I don't think they think at all.  I think they just have this loud buzzing noise in their heads.

Well, if they can only EXPLAIN, in private, without all those... PEOPLE adding their snarky comments, surely you'll see reason...

[Doktor Howl]

While it's horrible that these douchebags target you, Dok, it is funny that they think you magickally become a passive target in PM, who will just take this shit and smile about it.

I don't think they think at all.  I think they just have this loud buzzing noise in their heads.

Well, if they can only EXPLAIN, in private, without all those... PEOPLE adding their snarky comments, surely you'll see reason...

OR MAYBE I WON'T SHOW OFF AS MUCH, HURR HURRRR HURRRRR!   

It never ceases to amaze me when someone like Cowass or The Lamanite honestly believes that I don't actually hate them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.

At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.

Yay! 

I love the logic of pre-emptively requesting not to be trolled.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.

At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.

Yay! 

I love the logic of pre-emptively requesting not to be trolled.

And I LOVE the request to register so my IP can be banned. 

[Doktor Howl]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?

Yep.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm almost tempted to find out where the board that is being talked about in number 3 is.

At some point in the future, I'll post the URL for trollbait.

Yay! 

I love the logic of pre-emptively requesting not to be trolled.

And I LOVE the request to register so my IP can be banned. 

THAT WAS GENIUS

And by "genius" I mean genius-level stupidity.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

[Doktor Howl]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

If they knew, they'd never, ever post again.

[Luna]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk...  And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.

[Doktor Howl]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk...  And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.

But I am a man of SCIENCE.  I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.

Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought.  I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.

Dok,
Has quantum bits.

[Luna]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk...  And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.

But I am a man of SCIENCE.  I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.

Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought.  I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.

Dok,
Has quantum bits.

Went visual.

In search of brain bleach.

Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects...  what happens when the stains don't come out any more?

[Doktor Howl]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk...  And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.

But I am a man of SCIENCE.  I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.

Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought.  I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.

Dok,
Has quantum bits.

Went visual.

In search of brain bleach.

Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects...  what happens when the stains don't come out any more?

Then you're one of Us™.

[Luna]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk...  And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.

But I am a man of SCIENCE.  I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.

Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought.  I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.

Dok,
Has quantum bits.

Went visual.

In search of brain bleach.

Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects...  what happens when the stains don't come out any more?

Then you're one of Us™.

If I grow a pelt like yours, I am gonna be pissed.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

There's another person PM'ing their butthurt in POETRY form?
When it's just Eartha, well, Eartha is an aberration, but this is starting to look like a full-blown PATHOLOGY.

I am noticing that many of these people seem to have a bit of an obsession with what Roger does with his junk.

Mostly, I suspect, to a deeply buried desire to have something to do with Roger's junk...  And, if I were getting those, I would get the screaming jibbers at that thought.

But I am a man of SCIENCE.  I regularly experiment with my junk in ways that would make these cheap masturbators permanently impotent merely by KNOWING about my habits.

Hell, the only reason I have kept my shit in one bag is that I can't actually SEE what's going on, which implies that excessive body hair may have more survival value than previously thought.  I can tell what my junk is DOING, I just can't observe it.

Dok,
Has quantum bits.

Went visual.

In search of brain bleach.

Repeated applications of brain bleach seem to be having lesser effects...  what happens when the stains don't come out any more?

Then you're one of Us™.

The difference is that we don't write poems about it.