I'VE GOT A FEVER...AND THE ONLY CURE FOR IT IS...

[Doktor Howl]

MORE F5!

[LMNO]

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[Doktor Howl]

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MASH THAT FUCKING F5 BUTTON!  SQUASH THAT FUCKER DOWN UNTIL YOU CRAM THE BUFFER!

THERE'S MORE PD ON THE WAY.  YOU JUST WAIT!  SOMEONE WILL DO MORE!  PLEASE HAVE ONE-LINERS PREPARED IN ADVANCE!  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

[Cain]

Guys, guys, guys.

I have a one-line rant.  Are you prepared for this shit?  Are you strapped in, motherfuckers?  You better be, because I am about to lay down the law with this condensed rant of the ages:

I can't drink coffee for the rest of the day.

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee.  You think you got first world problems?  I have the mother of all first world problems.  In your face, third world!

[LMNO]

11/10.  Would read again.



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[Doktor Howl]

Guys, guys, guys.

I have a one-line rant.  Are you prepared for this shit?  Are you strapped in, motherfuckers?  You better be, because I am about to lay down the law with this condensed rant of the ages:

I can't drink coffee for the rest of the day.

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee.  You think you got first world problems?  I have the mother of all first world problems.  In your face, third world!

Fuck.  I didn't bolt my chair to the floor.  Now I look like Stephen Hawking. 

Nobody told me Discordianism was a spectator sport, or I would have installed BIG, RED STRAPS.

[AFK]

In my day, we didn't have internet windows to refresh in wait of new content.

We had to walk 15 miles to the neighbor's house, rap on the window, and ask "what is up?"

And we had to do this IN THE FUCKING SNOW!!!!

You young whipper-snappers have NO IDEA how good you have it!

[Doktor Howl]

11/10.  Would read again.



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You know that game kids play with balloons?  Where they try to keep it in the air, by bopping it everytime it comes back toward the ground?

That reminds me of writing on PD.

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[Doktor Howl]

Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia.

Doktor Howl and 3 other people like this

[AFK]

Maybe this has all finally run its course. 

I mean, I was even dancing around the edges of a new drug thread and....nothing happened. 

Which NEVER happens. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHAT THA FUCK

I am glad that I get to do nothing else whatsoever for the rest of today, because I have been incapacitated.

[Doktor Howl]

Maybe this has all finally run its course. 

I mean, I was even dancing around the edges of a new drug thread and....nothing happened. 

Which NEVER happens.

Not for me.  I wrote 3 pages of Payne, knowing that nobody would riff on it¹, because I HAD to.  Next, I'll probably do Richter or LMNO, whichever one hits me in the junk when I open a new thread.  I have a head full of mad dog's shit, and I MUST SPEW.  Even if nobody reads it.



¹  P3nt did, actually, and it was pretty good.  But just once, then I got the joy of watching the thread sloooooowly sink down the page.

[Doktor Howl]

WHAT THA FUCK

I am glad that I get to do nothing else whatsoever for the rest of today, because I have been incapacitated.

That's because you have TOO MUCH FUN.

If you had spent last night Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia, you'd be in much better shape right now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oddly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread

because I POST TO MUCH

or so I've been told.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, oops

I'm probably being a dick again.

It happens so often.