I'VE GOT A FEVER...AND THE ONLY CURE FOR IT IS...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I never even know.

[Doktor Howl]

Odly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread

because I POST TO MUCH

or so I've been told.

Fuck those people.

Thing is, I sit here every morning, shamming in my office.  My sleep meds from the night before keep me jamming until about 10-11 AM, then I turn into a potato.  During those 3-4 glorious hours, though, I want to DROP MY PANCE AND ROLL IN THE WEIRDNESS.

But these days, there isn't even enough weirdness to stain the hair on my right ass cheek.  No, it's all blah-ging or Ain't It Awful or YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME BECAUSE YOU POST TOO MUCH or WHY YOU GOTTA HATE or people staring at a DECI4 thread.  Let me say that again:  STARING AT A DECI4 THREAD.

I don't know what the fuck this shit is, but it sure as hell isn't what I paid for.

Where are the titans of spew?  LMNO, Richter, Payne, Nigel, RWHN, Cram, Kai?  All gone.  All Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia, or indulging in Slack™ abuse in threads which would be more appropriate in political pagan.  Or insisting on carrying a ton of butthurt on their shoulders, and the complaining about the weight.

I am alone in my weirdness.  I feel like I wandered into a Rotarian convention.

This won't fucking do.  It does not satisfy my horrible and depraved NEEDS.  It does not make my rage gland twitch.  It does not anger my inner yeti.  Or my outer one, for that matter.  My back hair is limp and lifeless, without that healthy gloss it gets when I have a proper diet.

Something must be done.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Viewing the board index of Principia Discordia.

Doktor Howl and 3 other people like this

Stella checked into Principia Discordia

Stella pinned this post on Pininterest

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was hoping that my tell me anything would get more stuff flowing (even if it was just pointless abuse) but it just kinda stopped at anal.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But otherwise its pretty difficult for me to do anything but read with my phone. And my old work project ended so my current one needs a little more of my attention span for the time being. I hope the internet is back on at my apt because i dont like being limited in posting. Even typing this in took longer than it normally would otherwise.

[AFK]

I tried to start up a community creative writing project, "Baton" in the hopes of getting some creative writing juices flowing, but nobody bit. Or maybe it was too subtle and people didn't get that the "..." was an invitation for someone to tag on and add to the story. 

[EK WAFFLR]

I tried to start up a community creative writing project, "Baton" in the hopes of getting some creative writing juices flowing, but nobody bit. Or maybe it was too subtle and people didn't get that the "..." was an invitation for someone to tag on and add to the story.

I didn't get that at all. But then again, I might just be dumb as a ton of bricks.

[AFK]

Eh, I probably should've just said something about my intentions to make it more upfront. 

[Faust]

* acknowledges discontent. Goes back to work while leaving PD open on the index*

[Juana]

.حتى أنا لم يكن هنا اليوم

My Arabic class is kinda important and I had a test today. I'm not going to justify picking it over PD, love it though I do.

[Doktor Howl]

.حتى أنا لم يكن هنا اليوم

My Arabic class is kinda important and I had a test today. I'm not going to justify picking it over PD, love it though I do.

Not saying that.

[navkat]

Oddly, I feel like I might not belong in this thread

because I POST TO MUCH

or so I've been told.

It's not your fault, it's just that there are SO MANY OF YOU and they ALL HAVE OPINIONS.

[AFK]

I would also humbly submit there is more to Discordia than ranting.  I'm loathe to see us inadvertently codifying a certain kind of internet behavior in the name of Discordia that inadvertently leaves folks out because they dance to a different beat and express their Discordia in different ways.  I agree with the overall sentiment that it would be great to see this place pick up steam a bit, but I hope we encourage ALL forms of expression. 

[Doktor Howl]

I would also humbly submit there is more to Discordia than ranting.

And I'm cool with that.  So long as there's more than hitting F5, too.

[LMNO]

I agree that WHN has a point, but if your medium is an internet forum, typing seems to be the most obvious means of generating content.

Although, we haven't has a good WOMP battle in a while.

Also, I've been mixing some Frost Heaves demos, but I should try to knock out another Spider track.