So I Met This Horse-Whisperer.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

These are the people that call my psychic line. "I TALKED TO A GUY ONLINE/AT WORK/WUTEVER WHEN IS HE GONNA ASK ME OUT ARE WE GONNA GET MARRIED AND WHEN AND HOW MANY KIDS ARE WE GONNA HAVE AND IS HE GONNA CHEAT ON ME WHAT IS HE DOING RIGHT NOW DOES HE STILL FUCK HIS WIFE IS HE CHEEEEEATING?????" 

I couldn't do your job.

Not for a million bucks.

When I try to imagine you doing it, I get a mental picture of a blast that rattles windows in other countries. 

[Doktor Howl]

These are the people that call my psychic line. "I TALKED TO A GUY ONLINE/AT WORK/WUTEVER WHEN IS HE GONNA ASK ME OUT ARE WE GONNA GET MARRIED AND WHEN AND HOW MANY KIDS ARE WE GONNA HAVE AND IS HE GONNA CHEAT ON ME WHAT IS HE DOING RIGHT NOW DOES HE STILL FUCK HIS WIFE IS HE CHEEEEEATING?????" 

I couldn't do your job.

Not for a million bucks.

When I try to imagine you doing it, I get a mental picture of a blast that rattles windows in other countries. 

"GET A FUCKING LIFE!"
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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

These are the people that call my psychic line. "I TALKED TO A GUY ONLINE/AT WORK/WUTEVER WHEN IS HE GONNA ASK ME OUT ARE WE GONNA GET MARRIED AND WHEN AND HOW MANY KIDS ARE WE GONNA HAVE AND IS HE GONNA CHEAT ON ME WHAT IS HE DOING RIGHT NOW DOES HE STILL FUCK HIS WIFE IS HE CHEEEEEATING?????" 

I couldn't do your job.

Not for a million bucks.

When I try to imagine you doing it, I get a mental picture of a blast that rattles windows in other countries. 

"GET A FUCKING LIFE!"
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