I have a few suggestions.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Clean me.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I actually interpreted the OP as "let's do these stupid/awful things in the name of getting more traffic, without actually believing any of it," and it's a pretty lulzy idea when you think about it. Not a GOOD idea, mind.

[Cain]

Actually, I could get behind that.

Although it would probably ruin PD for the next 6 month, it'd be a Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic ruin, with biker gangs battling in the ruins of a dying civilization.

When put that way, it sounds pretty fun.

[AFK]

2.
You PDers should seriously do more drugs. They help us gain new perspectives on things, and they also make us feel good. When we gain new perspectives and feel good, we can post loads more on PD about the new ideas we get. Doesn't matter what drug you choose, heck, I tripped on cough syrup a few days ago and it was FUCKING AWESOME. You should try it.

I'm tripping on XTC!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Actually, I could get behind that.

Although it would probably ruin PD for the next 6 month, it'd be a Mad Max style, post-apocalyptic ruin, with biker gangs battling in the ruins of a dying civilization.

When put that way, it sounds pretty fun.

We have had a post-apocalyptic biker gang incident in the past. I remember almost nothing about it, which can only be a good sign.

[LMNO]

We're not the most active board on the internet anymore, I guess you know that already. So I have a couple of suggestions that perhaps might help us increase our activity and get back to getting stuff done:

1.
I think PD should officially endorse Dr. Ron Paul for U.S. President. I can't really come up with any good reason why we shouldn't. He wants to end the war on drugs, pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, repeal the Patriot Act, yeah, just a lot of things any good Discordian would agree with. The U.S. is in need of a different kind of leader, and Dr. Paul is the right one. He also has a lot of supporters on the internet, and I think it would be awesome if we could point some of them in our direction.

2.
You PDers should seriously do more drugs. They help us gain new perspectives on things, and they also make us feel good. When we gain new perspectives and feel good, we can post loads more on PD about the new ideas we get. Doesn't matter what drug you choose, heck, I tripped on cough syrup a few days ago and it was FUCKING AWESOME. You should try it.

3.
I think one of the main reasons why people are leaving this ship is because they get the impression that we've left Discordianism. I don't see many prayers to Eris, accounts of people having seen the fnords, invitations to Discordian parties where we eat hot dog buns, or anything, really. Sad but true, friends. I'm afraid we've been straying from the true path.

4.
I notice that the Aneristic Illusion forums have been pretty active. Lots of good societal criticism there. But there's one thing I don't get. Why don't we do something about it? Why don't we do something about the cause of all the problems in the world today, namely the government? The government props up the corrupt banks and multinational corporations. The government is corrupt itself. It steals our money, it spends our money on things we don't want, ineffectively at that. The only way out of this is anarchy. That's why I think we should work together to abolish the current violent and corrupt system and replace it with a system of anarchy, freedom and peace. That's a real Discordian thing to do, IMO.

If you decide to follow my advice, I'm certain we will get hundreds of followers, lots of activity, and we'll get to spread shitloads of discord all over the world. Or, we could keep on doing it this way, and Malaclypse the Younger will keep on turning in his grave because of us. Are you with me or against me? Are you a Greyface, or a real Discordian? Take it or leave it.

5 tons of flax,
Lenin

You're such an asshole.   

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I like new guy's response. We should totally put up threads like this when there's a crop of newspags around to weed out the useless ones.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Well... at least he got a thread gong

[Lenin McCarthy]

And now, the Real Troof^TM

I tripped on cough syrup a few days ago a few months ago I doubled my prescribed dose of cough syrup for a day and it was FUCKING AWESOME and nothing in particular happened.

I'm tripping on XTC!

The only XTC I'm tripping on is the band.

[AFK]

And now, the Real Troof^TM

I tripped on cough syrup a few days ago a few months ago I doubled my prescribed dose of cough syrup for a day and it was FUCKING AWESOME and nothing in particular happened.

I'm tripping on XTC!

The only XTC I'm tripping on is the band.

http://youtu.be/C7UzU07qZ3s