YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I think she's trying to bond with you, Nigel. It isn't just bread juju she wants. It's ALL of your juju. Next she'll ask you to show her how to make beads.

Nooooooooo! 

Actually I really really like her, she's an awesome person, despite how these most unflattering vignettes must make her sound. I just don't like living with people who haven't, in one way or another, been inside  my body.

There's probably an interesting essay or kinky poem to be written based on that observation.

I think that it may be mostly an observation on my own personality defects, as the reason that I can tolerate those who have either visited or originated within my interior is that I, on some level, own them.

That sounds awful. But it's true.

There's an easy solution for this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think she's trying to bond with you, Nigel. It isn't just bread juju she wants. It's ALL of your juju. Next she'll ask you to show her how to make beads.

Nooooooooo! 

Actually I really really like her, she's an awesome person, despite how these most unflattering vignettes must make her sound. I just don't like living with people who haven't, in one way or another, been inside  my body.

There's probably an interesting essay or kinky poem to be written based on that observation.

I think that it may be mostly an observation on my own personality defects, as the reason that I can tolerate those who have either visited or originated within my interior is that I, on some level, own them.

That sounds awful. But it's true.

There's an easy solution for this.

IF YOU ARE SUGGESTING HAVING SEX WITH MY HOUSE MATE THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! 

[Cainad (dec.)]

I think she meant that you should swallow housemate whole and then regurgitate her. Seems much more sensible to me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think she meant that you should swallow housemate whole and then regurgitate her. Seems much more sensible to me.

That is also possible! But she is a nice girl and I would rather foster her sense of independence.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, her bread turned out good and she started a second batch on her own. This one is but young, and will grow.

[Cain]

I think she's trying to bond with you, Nigel. It isn't just bread juju she wants. It's ALL of your juju. Next she'll ask you to show her how to make beads.

Nooooooooo! 

Actually I really really like her, she's an awesome person, despite how these most unflattering vignettes must make her sound. I just don't like living with people who haven't, in one way or another, been inside  my body.

There's probably an interesting essay or kinky poem to be written based on that observation.

When in doubt, always take the route that can result in vore slashfic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think she's trying to bond with you, Nigel. It isn't just bread juju she wants. It's ALL of your juju. Next she'll ask you to show her how to make beads.

Nooooooooo! 

Actually I really really like her, she's an awesome person, despite how these most unflattering vignettes must make her sound. I just don't like living with people who haven't, in one way or another, been inside  my body.

There's probably an interesting essay or kinky poem to be written based on that observation.

When in doubt, always take the route that can result in vore slashfic.

I... I had to google that. And now I hate you. 

[Doktor Howl]

I think she's trying to bond with you, Nigel. It isn't just bread juju she wants. It's ALL of your juju. Next she'll ask you to show her how to make beads.

Nooooooooo! 

How hard can it be?





Got no brain ---> <--- Got no sense.

Dok,
Stuck his junk in an electric fence.

[Cain]

I think she's trying to bond with you, Nigel. It isn't just bread juju she wants. It's ALL of your juju. Next she'll ask you to show her how to make beads.

Nooooooooo! 

Actually I really really like her, she's an awesome person, despite how these most unflattering vignettes must make her sound. I just don't like living with people who haven't, in one way or another, been inside  my body.

There's probably an interesting essay or kinky poem to be written based on that observation.

When in doubt, always take the route that can result in vore slashfic.

I... I had to google that. And now I hate you. 

[Juana]