Smartest Guy in the Room Syndrome

[Doktor Howl]

The only acceptable venue to play Dave Matthews is a prelude to a mass suicide.

I will make an exception for I Did It.

[Cain]

I've never actually heard it. 

Given the rest of their output, I'm sure you can understand why I never went looking for more.

[Doktor Howl]

I've never actually heard it. 

Given the rest of their output, I'm sure you can understand why I never went looking for more.

You know how Pearl Jam sucked ass, and then did "Do the Evolution"?  Most of the fun was the video, but it sounded very different from their normal moaning.

I Did It is kind of the same way.  The video is half the fun, but the surreal quality of the song itself is totally different from the regular shit he plays.

Granted, he was well supported by another singer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

No delilah. I hate that song. No more boots because i wore them out.

Twid
eventually destroys the soles even on doc martens.

[Don Coyote]

No delilah. I hate that song. No more boots because i wore them out.

Twid
eventually destroys the soles even on doc martens.

And there are no cobblers near by to repair your footwear?

[Doktor Howl]

No delilah. I hate that song. No more boots because i wore them out.

Twid
eventually destroys the soles even on doc martens.

NOT A SUBSTITUTE.

You need ENGINEER BOOTS.  Or just get used to the idea of whimpering into the microphone like The Plain White Tees.

[Cain]

I've never actually heard it. 

Given the rest of their output, I'm sure you can understand why I never went looking for more.

You know how Pearl Jam sucked ass, and then did "Do the Evolution"?  Most of the fun was the video, but it sounded very different from their normal moaning.

I Did It is kind of the same way.  The video is half the fun, but the surreal quality of the song itself is totally different from the regular shit he plays.

Granted, he was well supported by another singer.

I will have to check it out, then.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Engineer boots it is then.

Cobblers- i dont know actually.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No delilah. I hate that song. No more boots because i wore them out.

Twid
eventually destroys the soles even on doc martens.

NOT A SUBSTITUTE.

You need ENGINEER BOOTS.  Or just get used to the idea of whimpering into the microphone like The Plain White Tees.

Not engineer boots exactly, but when I receive my tax refund or my financial aid (whichever comes first) I'm getting these:

[Doktor Howl]

No delilah. I hate that song. No more boots because i wore them out.

Twid
eventually destroys the soles even on doc martens.

NOT A SUBSTITUTE.

You need ENGINEER BOOTS.  Or just get used to the idea of whimpering into the microphone like The Plain White Tees.

Not engineer boots exactly, but when I receive my tax refund or my financial aid (whichever comes first) I'm getting these:

Invisible shoes? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No delilah. I hate that song. No more boots because i wore them out.

Twid
eventually destroys the soles even on doc martens.

NOT A SUBSTITUTE.

You need ENGINEER BOOTS.  Or just get used to the idea of whimpering into the microphone like The Plain White Tees.

Not engineer boots exactly, but when I receive my tax refund or my financial aid (whichever comes first) I'm getting these:

Invisible shoes? 

Frye belted harness boots.

[Don Coyote]

Engineer boots it is then.

Cobblers- i dont know actually.

There has got to be shoe repair shops somewhere in that morass of people you people live in.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Im sure there is. Ive never really lloked before because i would always just get cheap shoes. The docs were a birthday gift though and ive held onto them. Ill look around.

[Doktor Howl]

Im sure there is. Ive never really lloked before because i would always just get cheap shoes. The docs were a birthday gift though and ive held onto them. Ill look around.

Do NOT buy the Redwing version.  They will murder your feet.

The Harley Davidson brand are pretty comfy, and last the longest.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

The Smartest Guy in the Room is the physicist that says "because I can't understand how a system as complex as an eyeball could evolve on its own, evolution must be wrong." The Smartest Guy in the Room is that fucking guy who calls himself an author, even though he's never written anything longer than a ten page essay and will never ever get published.