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Santorum in All His Glory

Started by Doktor Howl, March 31, 2012, 07:42:54 PM

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March 31, 2012, 07:42:54 PM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
March 31, 2012, 07:46:21 PM
He has a track record for this kind of thing.

I'd say he's toast, but Newt's still going... :horrormirth:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
March 31, 2012, 08:07:58 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was awesome.
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Luna

#3
April 01, 2012, 01:31:32 AM
I can't even pretend to be shocked.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#4
April 01, 2012, 01:38:14 AM
It's fun posting the first link at places like facebook and whipping out the second one when somebody goes "HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT! LEAVE SANTORUM ALOOOOONE".
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Richter

#5
April 01, 2012, 01:41:25 AM
Santorum = The Smiler

Smart enough to fake it, but not enough control to keep it up. :lulz:
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Reginald Ret

#6
April 01, 2012, 09:51:51 PM
I thought Obama was The Smiler?
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#7
April 02, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
Appearance/PR wise, definitely.  Santorum reminds me more of his personality.
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#8
April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.
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April 02, 2012, 06:24:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Now you see how we feel in Texas. ALL the time.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
April 02, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 02, 2012, 06:24:29 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Now you see how we feel in Texas. ALL the time.

It is a distinctly uncomfortable, fidget-in-your-seat, sort of awkward. And nausea-inducing.
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cain

#11
April 02, 2012, 09:36:02 AM
At least you can be certain that Santorum won't re-nig in 2012.

Doktor Howl

#12
April 02, 2012, 02:31:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 01:33:33 AM
Appearance/PR wise, definitely.  Santorum reminds me more of his personality.

Naw, he'd be Heller.
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Luna

#13
April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

#14
April 02, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 02, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 02, 2012, 05:01:38 AM
Man, why won't he just sit down and shut up? He's embarrassing Pennsylvania.

Can we ship him to Arizona or Texas?  He'd blend right in...

No.  We have too many dingbats as it is.

Send him to Utah.  They like shit like that.
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