Oh, America.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.capitolgrilling.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=701459&page=1#Post701459

No need to break the link...There's no admin over there.

TLB is from Phoenix, which should explain any questions you may have.

[Cain]

CAUSE YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL TO SPIKE!  THAT'LL SHOW OBAMA AND THE NORTH KOREANS TRUE AMERICANS DON'T TAKE ANY OF YOUR SHIT!

[Doktor Howl]

CAUSE YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL TO SPIKE!  THAT'LL SHOW OBAMA AND THE NORTH KOREANS TRUE AMERICANS DON'T TAKE ANY OF YOUR SHIT!

WASTE RESOURCES!  THAT WILL SHOW THEM WHAT IT IS TO BE AN AMERICAN!

[Cain]

Even better - he's whining in another thread that gas prices are up 100% since Obama took office.

Because the President is a magician, who sets gas prices by jerking it out over scribbles and sheer power of Will.

[Doktor Howl]

Even better - he's whining in another thread that gas prices are up 100% since Obama took office.

Because the President is a magician, who sets gas prices by jerking it out over scribbles and sheer power of Will.

Actually, he has 5 other threads open on the same topic.

In case you couldn't tell, he's a bit of a nutter.  He thinks he's a reporter (no shit), because he takes dictation from the Limbaugh radio show and posts it on the internet.

[Cain]

Well, the low standards of the American right mean "looking up Trayvon Martin's twitter account" is now investigative journalism, so that makes perfect sense.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

You know, just once it'd be really refreshing to see something that says "Oh, America" that doesn't mean it in the facepalm kinda way. Just once. 

[Doktor Howl]

Well, the low standards of the American right mean "looking up Trayvon Martin's twitter account" is now investigative journalism, so that makes perfect sense.

It took the press WEEKS to ask for the footage of Zimmerman walking into the police station a half hour after his arrest.

Before that, they were operating strictly on press releases.

Press releases.     Warren Ellis is a fucking PROPHET!

[Doktor Howl]

You know, just once it'd be really refreshing to see something that says "Oh, America" that doesn't mean it in the facepalm kinda way. Just once. 

I'm not facepalming.  I pull for America, the same way I'd pull for 3 retarded children trying to fix a Cray II supercomputer.

[Doktor Howl]

Check it again.  TLB just ramped up the crazy.   

[Cain]

 

Oh dear god.

[Freeky]

My god. 

[Doktor Howl]

Oh dear god.

Also, in the racist thread, Gaggy is trying to explain that suddenly, all the evidence exonerates Zimmerman, since the defense "enhanced" the video.

One quote:

Zimmerman:  "He looks like he's up to no good.  He looks Black."  <--- No shit.

Gaggy should not give up his day job in a quest to become legal counsel. 

[Cain]

I like how Zimmerman is apparently really damaged, yet there are no marks on Martin indicating a fight somehow means Martin inflicted those injuries and Zimmerman was defending himself.

No matter how you look at it, no fight marks on Martin mean he wasn't fighting.

[trippinprincezz13]

Check it again.  TLB just ramped up the crazy.   

Well, come on now, if I can't thoroughly inspect each piece of food that I'm "wolfing down", how am I supposed to rememebr to chew my food before swallowing.

You know where else they chew food? NORTH KOREA