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Is somebody making this up?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 05, 2012, 10:44:16 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 05, 2012, 10:44:16 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping_Bodie

QuoteOn April 3, 1919, in Jacksonville, Florida, Bodie competed against an ostrich named "Percy" in a spaghetti eating contest. According to legend, Bodie won when Percy passed out after his 11th plate of pasta.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 05, 2012, 10:56:19 PM
Maybe. The bag of bees was real.

Stella
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 05, 2012, 11:35:57 PM
Man, remember back when America was cute?

Oh yeah. Me neither.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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April 05, 2012, 11:58:51 PM
We've pretty much been one huge Coney Island attraction since our country was founded.

navkat

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April 06, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
I fucking love this country. It's like the sinking of the Titanic except instead of playing music, we took a vote and the winning majorty was "clown show."
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.
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