Everyone in this building is getting some

[Lenin McCarthy]

The sounds of others boning must be maddening.

Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ok. Now Twid makes sense in that other thread. The sounds of others boning must be maddening.

Oh yeah.

Especially when there is no other route out of your room.

You're trapped in there, listening to other people's sexy time.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The sounds of others boning must be maddening.

Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

Cringe.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I just checked my facebook messages. I think in one go I have convinced Pat that I'm insane and Peter that I'm a genius. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, now that I can safely go into the living room, and therefore the rest of the apartment, I just took a really awesome piss. Now I'm going to get some really awesome water.

[Don Coyote]

Dude, I would have been constantly walking around the house. My bladder > other people being potentially embarrassed by boning in the living room.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dude, I would have been constantly walking around the house. My bladder > other people being potentially embarrassed by boning in the living room.

While this would have been pretty lulzy....

No that's exactly what I should have done.

I would like one time machine please.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

It's like a hair band revival without the atomic mullets.

Also: Ya can't go wrong with the classics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZBQdgtpjU
I remember Haffenreffer had a nice kick, and I can't get it down here. Pls to fedex. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The sounds of others boning must be maddening.

Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

I lived in a roominghouse by Salem State for awhile. The girl getting porked in the next room sounded like Daffy Duck: "HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!"

Her name was Julie and she would be worth tracking down and moving in with, if only because she has the ability to PUT PEOPLE TOTALLY OFF SEX FOR MONTHS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The sounds of others boning must be maddening.

Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

I lived in a roominghouse by Salem State for awhile. The girl getting porked in the next room sounded like Daffy Duck: "HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!"

Her name was Julie and she would be worth tracking down and moving in with, if only because she has the ability to PUT PEOPLE TOTALLY OFF SEX FOR MONTHS.

[Triple Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qbvnqMClk -- relevant but kinda crappy (comment: "Cool song - please post a version with the lyrics?" )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVOVWwQlCNw -- actually a damn fucking good track (though you might disagree)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dude, I would have been constantly walking around the house. My bladder > other people being potentially embarrassed by boning in the living room.

Seriously, if you have housemates and you choose to get it on in a shared space, it's your problem if someone passes by to get a sandwich, or decides to watch a bit of TV.

[navkat]

OMG I would sacrifice Nigel's left nut to hear a sample of Daffy Duck girl humping.

Someone I know once brought home a girl who sounded a lot like a Bichon Frise barking...I mean, I thought the neighbor had a dog for a split second. I can't even imagine what part of a person's brain causes these particular responses to sex.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The more i think about it sex is probably the most hilarious thing ever. People make moans and grunts in ways that they never would otherwise. And then theres the o face. Ill have to ask villager what ridiculous sort of face i make.

[Cain]

I'm not getting any, because I can't invite anyone up here without criminal background check, and because it smells of Unwashed Teenage Boy (thanks, guys.  Why not use your parent's credit cards to buy deoderant?)

On the other hand, neither are they (not here at least), so at least I don't have to put up with listening to it.