Everyone in this building is getting some

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OMG I would sacrifice Nigel's left nut to hear a sample of Daffy Duck girl humping.

Someone I know once brought home a girl who sounded a lot like a Bichon Frise barking...I mean, I thought the neighbor had a dog for a split second. I can't even imagine what part of a person's brain causes these particular responses to sex.

I'm trying to remember who it was who dated a girl who meowed. Apparently it really killed things for him.

I think that if someone meowed during the act I would get up and walk out.

[hirley0]

?:56

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah meowing would be off putting. My dad used to growl at my mom like he was a tiger or something. Which is hilarious in retrospect and now that theyre divorced but an extra dose of maddening when youre in the next room.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

[Freeky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

It's like a hair band revival without the atomic mullets.

Also: Ya can't go wrong with the classics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZBQdgtpjU
I remember Haffenreffer had a nice kick, and I can't get it down here. Pls to fedex. 

They're German, and were popular in the 80s and 90s.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

 

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  )

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

It's like a hair band revival without the atomic mullets.

Also: Ya can't go wrong with the classics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZBQdgtpjU
I remember Haffenreffer had a nice kick, and I can't get it down here. Pls to fedex. 

They're German, and were popular in the 80s and 90s.

Missed them somehow, in that time frame it makes sense. Whew.

Stella
Has enough problems without seeing a bunch of new bands thinking David Coverdale is something to emulate. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Even funnier is that both my moms a liberal and my dad was largely apolitical unless it dealt with irish unification.

[East Coast Hustle]

Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must.
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WHAT.

THE FUCK.

WAS THAT?

I agree with twid, you owe me a beer for subjecting me to that. Fortunately for you, I'm home and Sessions is cheap.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think this is what you may be looking for, sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg

LOUD.

OK seriously, we're not friends for the rest of the day.

[navkat]

Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

Wow. All I can think of is Michael Savage talking about holistic cures for his constipation issues and accusing the black man of keeping him down. Thanks for that.

I used to think that guy had to be a provacateur for the Democrats because he embodies the very worst extreme of every self-deluded, pop-philosophy we have in this country and shamelessly plugs his books while offending nearly everyone including his own supporters in a Howard Stern-esque tone and a Brooklyn accent.

Hey, I think I just figured out what might fuck someone's head up enough to cause them to bark during secks...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

well to complete the image picture me about two inches shorter clean shaven and with black hair porking another me with tits and less hair and bad skin.

Revenge for weird music is nice sometimes.

[Cain]

Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

Wow. All I can think of is Michael Savage talking about holistic cures for his constipation issues and accusing the black man of keeping him down. Thanks for that.

I used to think that guy had to be a provacateur for the Democrats because he embodies the very worst extreme of every self-deluded, pop-philosophy we have in this country and shamelessly plugs his books while offending nearly everyone including his own supporters in a Howard Stern-esque tone and a Brooklyn accent.

Naw, he just figured out an easy way to get rich.

[hirley0]

?:43:42. ?

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Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must.
   \

WHAT.

THE FUCK.

WAS THAT?

I agree with twid, you owe me a beer for subjecting me to that. Fortunately for you, I'm home and Sessions is cheap.

I have a condition!

I think I owe you an anti-Irish Car Bomb as well, though I can't remember exactly what I did to deserve that.

C'est la vie.

Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.