WORKERS OF THE WORLD!

[Doktor Howl]

...BREAK'S OVER!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

...BREAK'S OVER!

[LMNO]

Needs signage, and rebroadcasting.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Screw you, don't you know all that chicken frying and sandwich making is HARD WORK? Which you wouldn't know anything about, over there in your cushy air conditioned office, man.

[LMNO]

IT'S CASTE WAR UP IN THIS BITCH!
                     /

[EK WAFFLR]

WHAT'S WORK?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

WHAT'S WORK?

wait

[Richter]

WHAT'S WORK?

Are they accepting any new vikings over there?
I can submit a very strong resume on this subject, referencing practical skills at rowing, raiding, seamanship, and cheerful laconic wit.  References for occurrences of ODIN are available, and I am more than happy to challenge one of your stronges to holmgang.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

WHAT'S WORK?

Are they accepting any new vikings over there?
I can submit a very strong resume on this subject, referencing practical skills at rowing, raiding, seamanship, and cheerful laconic wit.  References for occurrences of ODIN are available, and I am more than happy to challenge one of your stronges to holmgang.

I failed the Mead-drinking part of the job application. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The mead drinking part is the easiest one! Hell i only showed up to the test for the free drinks.

[EK WAFFLR]

The mead drinking part is the easiest one! Hell i only showed up to the test for the free drinks.

This is what we're looking for in Marauding Vikings Ltd.

[navkat]

>zork
>A hollow voice calls "Fool!"

[Deepthroat Chopra]

The mead drinking part is the easiest one! Hell i only showed up to the test for the free drinks.

This is what we're looking for in Marauding Vikings Ltd.

They caught me secretly drinking Scotch instead.

Here's an allegedly random Viking name generator. It gave me a stupid name, I think, "Dufniall Ferretstomper". It also tells you your Viking personality -

"The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking"

http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php

There's a couple of minutes of my life I won't get back.

Bah. I would of wasted them another way anyway.

[EK WAFFLR]

This was what I got:

Már the Fearsome
Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Wot? How come you get to be a Berserker? Is it that pure Norse blood of yours?

Are Berserkers born, or made? Is there a course I can take?