FACTS

[navkat]

The Server Room Geek is a colloquial term for several different subspecies. Neckbeardus Subterranius is indeed omniverous but decades living off of trash and hand-feeding of well-intentioned humans has affected their GI tract's ability to digest whole food and they are now at least partilly reliant on high-sugar, processed diets consisting of hot pockets, dinty moore beef stew and bagel bites. They fulfil their vegetation needs primarily through the occasional meal of broccoli beef but rely on the large quantities of salt in fake soy sauce packettes to break the meal down.

The other most commom sub of Server Room Geek (seen primarily in the Pacific Northwest and throughout the Netherlands) is Neckbeardus Criticalmassimus. Due in part to better living conditions since birth and perhaps as part of their complex mating rituals which require them to conspicuously display their distaste for easily-acquired goods, these creatures tend to be leaner and mainly herbavore... but of a peculiar variety. Again, opting for goods that are more difficult and more costly to acquire, they can frequently be coerced to consume foods by other members of the same subspecies through a series of strange sounds and calls, two of the more common of which are: "Faretradelayburpracktissesinguatamalaaaa!" and "Microfarmingteckneeksandunprosessedshoogarrrr!"

They're really an intriguing bunch to observe and one wonders if they would adapt and survive if their sources of food dried up completely.

[Richter]

Oh FUCK 

[Richter]

PHOX is a general term for pathological infection by parasitic spag larvae feeding on the host's living tissue. When the attack is directed against dead or necrotic tissue, the condition is not necessarily harmful and the effects may be of value as maggot therapy. Colloquialisms for PHOX include spagstrike, blowspag strike, and spag-blown. In
Spagian, "Phox" means spag.

Because animals cannot react as effectively as humans to the causes and effects of PHOX, such conditions present a serious problem for livestock industries, causing severe economic losses worldwide.[1] Although infestation by spag larvae is much more serious and more prevalent in animals, it is relatively frequent in humans in rural, tropical and subtropical regions, and often may require medical attention.[2]

PHOX varies widely in the forms it takes and its effects on the victims. Such variations depend largely on the spag species and where the larvae are located. Some spags lay eggs in open wounds, other larvae may invade unbroken skin or enter the body through the nose or ears, and still others may be swallowed if the eggs are deposited on the lips or on food.[2]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread already rules. 

[Telarus]

Bad Ass.

[Triple Zero]

★★★☆☆ NavKat D15C0-NYAN Pink
Last December I got my parents a NavKat installed, as a gift for our celebration of the Red Saint's Evening of Delight and Terrible Rhymes. I might have gotten a NetCat instead, but that software looks to be illegal soon in Europe. The interface is pleasant to use, if you don't mind bright coloured flashes, strobing flowers and neon smiley faces. Its navigation is powered by a distributed nano-technology swarm-intelligence, also known as "Glitter". It works very well, different types of nano-granule provide a ubiquitous observational ambient presence. Some flavours allow the particles to align themselves to the magnetic north for way-finding, or reflect the positions of the stars and moon, yet others bounce off and refocus GPS signals and of course the majority are audio-receptors for pin-pointing the origins of syncopated beat patterns through space-time. Had I bought this product it for myself, I might have given four or five stars. However, my parents keep trying to vacuum up the nanoglitter. This doesn't work, of course, it merely angers the NavKat and causes it to manifest Glitter in more and more unlikely places.
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[navkat]

Thank you! This made me all kinds of when I needed it most. <3

[Kai]

Delusional parasitosis is not, in fact, delusional, but caused by a real parasite called the no-see-um (Minutus minutissimella). It's origin is traced to a strain of bat flies which underwent rapid morphological and behavioral adaptation after host switching to a Tucsonite by the code name "Dok Howl". Apparently, this individual had been spending several hours a day for two weeks digging guano in South Arizona caves for experimental explosives. He discovered the no-see-ums clustering around regal manes of hair on his chest and lower back, and feeding upon dead skin, bodily fluids, and a virulent fungal infection. Soon afterwards the parasite was reported by people around the globe, though it's size has baffled both doctors and entomologists, who turn up with nothing. It is assumed that the "Dok Howl" individual has caused this widespread epidemic by highly unsanitary toilet hygene and traumatic mass sexual congress.

[Doktor Howl]

 

[hirley0]

1 session(s) are active at Mon Apr 16 05:38:31 2012.

Delusional

[hirley0]

Delusional

1 session(s) are active at Mon Apr 16 05:38:31 2012.

E-male sent 14:09 BBC coverage of AB trial

[Kai]

Delusional parasitosis is not, in fact, delusional, but caused by a real parasite called the no-see-um (Minutus minutissimella). It's origin is traced to a strain of bat flies which underwent rapid morphological and behavioral adaptation after host switching to a Tucsonite by the code name "Dok Howl". Apparently, this individual had been spending several hours a day for two weeks digging guano in South Arizona caves for experimental explosives. He discovered the no-see-ums clustering around regal manes of hair on his chest and lower back, and feeding upon dead skin, bodily fluids, and a virulent fungal infection. Soon afterwards the parasite was reported by people around the globe, though it's size has baffled both doctors and entomologists, who turn up with nothing. It is assumed that the "Dok Howl" individual has caused this widespread epidemic by highly unsanitary toilet hygene and traumatic mass sexual congress.

Also, the closely related disorder "Morgellons" has been tied indirectly to the "Dok Howl" individual's buttocks and leg hair, which when shed becomes near invisible and causes an itching sensation.

[hirley0]

De

Also,

05:32:03 AM - 05:06:54 AM = 25m 9s = 0 T.pathy .1 T.kooK

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Delusional parasitosis is not, in fact, delusional, but caused by a real parasite called the no-see-um (Minutus minutissimella). It's origin is traced to a strain of bat flies which underwent rapid morphological and behavioral adaptation after host switching to a Tucsonite by the code name "Dok Howl". Apparently, this individual had been spending several hours a day for two weeks digging guano in South Arizona caves for experimental explosives. He discovered the no-see-ums clustering around regal manes of hair on his chest and lower back, and feeding upon dead skin, bodily fluids, and a virulent fungal infection. Soon afterwards the parasite was reported by people around the globe, though it's size has baffled both doctors and entomologists, who turn up with nothing. It is assumed that the "Dok Howl" individual has caused this widespread epidemic by highly unsanitary toilet hygene and traumatic mass sexual congress.

Also, the closely related disorder "Morgellons" has been tied indirectly to the "Dok Howl" individual's buttocks and leg hair, which when shed becomes near invisible and causes an itching sensation.