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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by EK WAFFLR, April 12, 2012, 01:30:42 AM

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EK WAFFLR

April 12, 2012, 01:30:42 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Sir Squid Diddimus

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April 12, 2012, 02:41:35 AM
 :lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
April 12, 2012, 04:00:08 AM
Well played!

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
April 12, 2012, 04:43:05 AM
 :lulz: I love that guy.

Natalie Dee rocks too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 13, 2012, 02:36:13 AM
You can troll facebook wihout even TRYING to troll, though:



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