The Only Reason I Can Tolerate Discordianism

[Doktor Howl]

The only reason I can tolerate Discordianism is that it's the only religion in which it is understood that Holy Men™ shit out of their mouths and dispense wisdom with their asses.  I have a big wad of wisdom forming behind the hair right now, and it's damn near at the pressure that will overcome even the strength of my steel wool-like ass dreadlocks.

When this fucker blows, you bastards will be picking wisdom & enlightenment out of your teeth for WEEKS.  Which is no less than you deserve, really.

I mean, look at You People.

[CorbeauEtRenard]

I've always felt that attitude about Holy Men™ was even more the point of declaring every man, woman, and child a Pope than the self-determination angle.

Also, thanks for the warning, even though I suspect that Gallager-audience plastic sheets won't make any difference. 

[Doktor Howl]

I've always felt that attitude about Holy Men™ was even more the point of declaring every man, woman, and child a Pope than the self-determination angle.

Yep.  You can get more actual wisdom from a 6 year old than you can from Conspiracy™ brand holy men.

Also, thanks for the warning, even though I suspect that Gallager-audience plastic sheets won't make any difference. 

When those combust, they stick to your skin.  Your best bet is to just not struggle.

[Cain]

I thought the only reason you could tolerate Discordianism was because a) you suffer from deep-seated misanthropy and b) PD is dead, rendering the former irrelevant.

[EK WAFFLR]

You just inspired my own Holy trip to the thinking room. brb.

[Doktor Howl]

I thought the only reason you could tolerate Discordianism was because a) you suffer from deep-seated misanthropy and b) PD is dead, rendering the former irrelevant.

Okay, so there's more reasons.

[Doktor Howl]

And PD isn't DEAD, there's plenty of people VIEWING UNREAD TOPICS.

This is a healthy sign.

[Doktor Howl]

You just inspired my own Holy trip to the thinking room. brb.

PREACH IT, BROTHER OLAF!

[Wolfgang Absolutus]

Isn't the concept of wisdom itself childish.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've always felt that attitude about Holy Men™ was even more the point of declaring every man, woman, and child a Pope than the self-determination angle.

Even the Universal Life Church says everybody is a reverend.

Stella
is a Reverend

and a Pope

and a Mome

Also, thanks for the warning, even though I suspect that Gallager-audience plastic sheets won't make any difference. 

That stuff melts ASBESTOS.

[Doktor Howl]

Isn't the concept of wisdom itself childish.

YES, IT'S MUCH BETTER TO BE A DUMBASS.

DUMBASS.

[Don Coyote]

Isn't the concept of wisdom itself childish.

How the FUCK does that even make sense?

[AFK]

Isn't the concept of wisdom itself childish.

Depends on the brain-pan of the beholder. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You have to surround yourself with the kind of people who buy that stuff.

And then you have to say it like it's RILLY PROFOUND. And make Charles Manson eyes at them. 

[Telarus]

Isn't the concept of wisdom itself childish.

Hung Mung danced around, slapping his ass, crying "I Don't Know! I Don't Know!"