The Only Reason I Can Tolerate Discordianism

[CorbeauEtRenard]

No worries, I've been on a "ruining jokes with science" kick the last couple weeks. Got to yell at a teacher for anthromorphizing evolutionary processes and everything.

There's a furry joke in there somewhere, I just can't quite formulate it in my head...

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Here, I brought you a more appropriate picture.

[Doktor Howl]

Here, I brought you a more appropriate picture.

I'll have to take your word for it.  Nannywall.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I'll have to take your word for it.  Nannywall.

Vietnamese kid w/ no arms. Yay agent orange!

[Doktor Howl]

Sorry, joke's dead.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, was that taken as being passive-aggressive?

MY BAD.

I'll switch to aggressive-aggressive now.  That should fucking work better.

[Doktor Howl]

No worries, I've been on a "ruining jokes with science" kick the last couple weeks.

I am now on a "ruin everything" kick.  Should last a couple of weeks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are absorbed twins more likely in the presence of toxic whatnot? I always assumed chemical birth defects were more the malformed limbs/cleft palate/brain damage stuff.

Oh FFS.



Joke roont.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Actually, LG, I would have posted a picture more representative of chemical exposure related birth defects, but a picture of a dead baby with a cleft palate that exposes its brain would have been almost as much of a joke-killer as needless pedantry.