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Juggalos don't seem to appreciate scientists...

Started by ThatGreenGentleman, April 20, 2012, 04:24:58 AM

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ThatGreenGentleman

April 20, 2012, 04:24:58 AM
I think this song just gave me cancer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Salty

#1
April 20, 2012, 04:29:05 AM
FUCKING!MAGNETS!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

ThatGreenGentleman

#2
April 20, 2012, 04:39:09 AM
Magnets? What is? How do work?
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Freeky

#3
April 20, 2012, 04:43:25 AM
FUCKING RAINBOWS AFTER IT RAINS!

ThatGreenGentleman

#4
April 20, 2012, 04:49:06 AM
Juggalos apparently have magic and miracles so science is unnecessary for them. Like feeding a fish to a pellican (pellucin? how does spelling work?) then it tried to eat your cell phone and run away.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Salty

#5
April 20, 2012, 04:50:42 AM
This is known juggalo behavior. It has been studied ruthlessly.

BTW, DID YOU LIKE THOSE POSTERS?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
April 20, 2012, 04:54:50 AM
I was chatting with one earlier today who didn't seem to understand how time zones work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

ThatGreenGentleman

#7
April 20, 2012, 04:57:54 AM
Well juggalos are strange creatures who don't understand the concept of time I suppose. AND DAMMIT ALTY! THOSE FUCKING POSTERS.  :argh!:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Don Coyote

#8
April 20, 2012, 05:11:58 AM
FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
April 20, 2012, 05:38:19 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 20, 2012, 05:11:58 AM
FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

I love Juggalos!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
April 20, 2012, 05:39:55 AM
I really can't imagine anything much more Discordian than Juggalos. They're totally ridiculous, yet serious. You can never really quite tell whether they're doing it on purpose. They're infuriating, yet hilarious. It's a religion, but only if you feel like it.
:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
April 20, 2012, 07:10:48 AM
"THERE'S REAL MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH"  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

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April 20, 2012, 07:47:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2012, 04:54:50 AM
I was chatting with one earlier today who didn't seem to understand how time zones work.

OK, this I have to hear.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 20, 2012, 08:14:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2012, 07:47:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2012, 04:54:50 AM
I was chatting with one earlier today who didn't seem to understand how time zones work.

OK, this I have to hear.

IT'S 2 AM HERE BUT IT'S 7 WHERE YOU AT, IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN MAGIC
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
April 20, 2012, 03:31:33 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 20, 2012, 08:14:11 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2012, 07:47:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 20, 2012, 04:54:50 AM
I was chatting with one earlier today who didn't seem to understand how time zones work.

OK, this I have to hear.

IT'S 2 AM HERE BUT IT'S 7 WHERE YOU AT, IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN MAGIC

I should have saved it... that's essentially how it went.  :lulz: "WHOA, it's 9 where you are??? WHOA... it's like, 11 here!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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