All The Nigels, part III of V

[Doktor Howl]

I have a confession to make.  I am actually Nigel.  Or one of them, at any rate.  I mean, you all know that there's an unbounded number of increasing Nigels, but have you ever wondered why you never see more than one?  It's because she is clever at disguises.  For example, she puts on a fright mask and a bald wig and screams at you on PD.

Sometimes she puts on a fake beard and sets out to sea.  Sometimes she wears wooden shoes and clomps around Belgium.  When she's not doing that, she's in England, teaching rich kids.  Or working the server room in Ireland, wearing Andy Gibb's hair.

Starting to see a pattern, here?

Now take a really, really good look at Barack and Michelle Obama.  Seem...familiar?  And if you think that's Mitt Romney's real face, I have a surprise for you.

Sometimes she gets out her Star Wars duds, the Emperor Palpatine outfit, and runs around the vatican telling people horrible lies that they treat as infallible truth.

Everyone is Nigel, except for you.

For now.

[Freeky]

EEEEEE this is delightfully creepy!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I want to be Nigel. Just for about a week, until Seguin is a smoking crater. 

[Don Coyote]

Have you ever seen Buddha and Nigel in the same place?

Now this an ancient Buddhist tapestry, and the details aren't quite that sharp, but I should think it's obvious to all that it is clearly depicting an infinity of reflections of Nigel into Nigels into Nigels.
Also, Nigel in Sanskrit is the SAME as Buddha.

COINCIDENCE????

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHOAAAAAAA

I think my head just 'sploded! 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"How you think Nigel out there when you Nigel?"
- some Zen guy

[Don Coyote]

"If you meet Nigel on the street RUN LIKE A SCARED DEER!!"
-Ancient Zen Proverb

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[EK WAFFLR]

"The sound of one Nigel clapping is the most sanity-draining, horrible sound in the universe"
–Some dude.

[P3nT4gR4m]

"Nigel" is an anagram of "Zelig" (if you turn the 'N' on it's side) Woody allen was embroiled in a sex scandal shortly after releasing this film. Coincidence?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I cannot help but be filled with delight at the direction this is going in.

[Phox]

http://hellopoetry.com/poem/all-the-pretty-nigels/

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://hellopoetry.com/poem/all-the-pretty-nigels/

I love that.

[Phox]

Thanks. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://hellopoetry.com/poem/all-the-pretty-nigels/

Wow.

It's like something collected by the Grimm brothers (or whoever collected the rhymes, too lazy to google) that people read to little kids not knowing that it really alludes to a legion of Nigels smiting old europe with plague and mass beheadings.