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Doktor Howl

April 28, 2012, 03:48:39 AM
Richter is actually Charles Bronson with the serial number filed off.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1
April 28, 2012, 04:15:12 AM
Nigel doesn't actually have any skin.

That's why she needs yours.
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Richter

#2
April 28, 2012, 04:18:30 AM
Yul Brynner, Sinatra, and the Duke never died.  They were all subject to a totally immoral organ transplant scheme at death's door.  The result was Dok Howl.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Richter

#3
April 28, 2012, 04:18:53 AM
Phox is smiling for a REASON.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

#4
April 28, 2012, 04:19:23 AM
Hoopla closed 30,000 manufacturing plants and gave all the jobs to Mexico.

Doktor Howl

#5
April 28, 2012, 04:20:10 AM
Murphy's Law wasn't invented by Murphy.  It was invented by his brother.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#6
April 28, 2012, 04:20:47 AM
PD is like one of those cheap, touristy wild west stunt shows where fake cowboys shoot each other with blanks and fall off of
hotel roofs into heaps of hay, and get shot off of their horses and are dragged down the street with their foot caught in the
stirrup.

The only difference is that there's no one on the PA system to tell us when the show is over and we should all move along.
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Richter

#7
April 28, 2012, 04:22:13 AM
Kai gives H.R Giger nightmares.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

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April 28, 2012, 04:24:26 AM
US Military planed to create a "telecommunications shield" in the ionosphere, reported in 13-20 August 1961, Keesings Historisch Archief (K.H.A.). This shield would be created "in the ionosphere at 3,000 km height, by bringing into orbit 350,000 million copper needles, each 2-4 cm long (total weight 16 kg), forming a belt 10 km thick and 40 km wide, the needles spaced about 100 m apart."

This was designed to replace the ionosphere "because telecommunications are impaired by magnetic storms and solar flares". The US planned to add to the number of copper needles if the experiment proved to be successful. This plan was strongly opposed by the International Union of Astronomers.
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Freeky

#9
April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:

Doktor Howl

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April 28, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:

It's hard to explain how stupid the military used to be.
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Richter

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April 28, 2012, 04:31:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:

It's hard to explain how stupid the military used to be.

They funded an amazing amount of SCIENCE for the purposes of defense or espionage.  Howard Hughes and Bob Ballard were in on a lot of it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

#12
April 28, 2012, 04:33:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:

It's hard to explain how stupid the military used to be.

Needles circling earth in almost space.  It's hard to get stupider than that.

What was even the POINT of that?  I mean REALLY??

Doktor Howl

#13
April 28, 2012, 04:40:24 AM
In other news, I'm going to destroy all of your childhoods1...For SCIENCE!







1  May not apply to people born after the paleolithic era.
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Freeky

#14
April 28, 2012, 04:41:39 AM
 :lol:
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