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I like your shirt

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, April 29, 2012, 05:55:52 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

The personal text in my profile has been "I like your shirt" since very shortly after I joined. It comes from my time being an activist spag, throwing random compliments at people sometimes helps get flyers in their hands, and even when it doesn't it amuses me.

So, as some of you may have noticed I've been in a rotten mood all week. Plans Friday night and Saturday afternoon got shitcanned, and I ended up grabbing some lunch with The Boyfriend and generally feeling like a grumblesaur.

After we sat down, a girl the next table over (maybe 8 or 9) turns to me and says "I like your shirt!"

And things were a little bit better.

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Q. G. Pennyworth


NewSpag

Did you accept her flyer?
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Insanity on April 30, 2012, 03:16:08 AM
Did you accept her flyer?

Dude, I woulda joined her cult if she pitched one :D

Nephew Twiddleton

Hmmm...

"i like your shirt. Take a cd."
"nice boots. Come see my band."
"your arms are fuckin huge gymn dude.  Here take this."

maybe i should implement this strategery.
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Don Coyote

Quote from: The Twiddlerat0r on April 30, 2012, 04:35:56 PM
Hmmm...

"i like your shirt. Take a cd."
"nice boots. Come see my band."
"your arms are fuckin huge gymn dude.  Here take this."

maybe i should implement this strategery.
:lulz:

NewSpag

Quote from: The Twiddlerat0r on April 30, 2012, 04:35:56 PM
Hmmm...

"i like your shirt. Take a cd."
"nice boots. Come see my band."
"your arms are fuckin huge gymn dude.  Here take this."

maybe i should implement this strategery.
Speaking from experience, if you puff up a gym dudes ego for 5 minutes he's yours.  Better yet:
"Your arms are fuckin huge gym dude.  I could use a big strong man like you to help me move"
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There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.

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Quote from: The Twiddlerat0r on April 30, 2012, 04:35:56 PM
Hmmm...

"i like your shirt. Take a cd."
"nice boobs. Come see my band."
"your arms are fuckin huge gymn dude.  Here take this."

maybe i should implement this strategery.

Fix'd, and more rock'n'roll-ey.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Q. G. Pennyworth

Compliments only work like that when they're genuine and innocuous. Nice boobs is too overtly sexual to have the same effect.

Forsooth

"I hear people that wear flannel love the environment, chat with me"

but then found she was part of a Greenpeace money acquiring outing, and me not having money ended that convo quickly

(and it was a flannel shirt, not pants)

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Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 04:19:12 AM
Compliments only work like that when they're genuine and innocuous. Nice boobs is too overtly sexual to have the same effect.

Ah, see, but you're forgetting, like everyone else, what goes on in Scandinaviaville.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on May 04, 2012, 04:43:33 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 01, 2012, 04:19:12 AM
Compliments only work like that when they're genuine and innocuous. Nice boobs is too overtly sexual to have the same effect.

Ah, see, but you're forgetting, like everyone else, what goes on in Scandinaviaville.

trufax.

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