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Started by Doktor Howl, May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM

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Doktor Howl

May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

What's black & white, and red all over?

KISS MY ASS.

What did the Irishman say to the Native American?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

How do you get a refridgerator to stop running?

SHUT UP.


Molon Lube

Triple Zero

#1
May 02, 2012, 02:51:08 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#2
May 02, 2012, 02:52:45 PM
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

#3
May 02, 2012, 03:06:51 PM
I keep forgetting, sorry:

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#4
May 02, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
 :lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 02, 2012, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

What's black & white, and red all over?

KISS MY ASS.

What did the Irishman say to the Native American?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

How do you get a refridgerator to stop running?

SHUT UP.

:lulz: I like your jokes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#6
May 02, 2012, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 02, 2012, 04:37:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:30:17 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

What's black & white, and red all over?

KISS MY ASS.

What did the Irishman say to the Native American?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

How do you get a refridgerator to stop running?

SHUT UP.

:lulz: I like your jokes.

I'm having one of those days.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#7
May 02, 2012, 06:09:54 PM
What's the difference between an owl and your mom?

FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

Knock knock!

FUCK OFF!

EK WAFFLR

#8
May 02, 2012, 08:16:55 PM
What's worse than a worm in your apple?

YOUR STUPID FACE.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

#9
May 02, 2012, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 02, 2012, 08:16:55 PM
What's worse than a worm in your apple?

YOUR STUPID FACE. The holocaust.

Fixed.
Molon Lube
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