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[Doktor Howl]

Johnnie get your gun, get you gun, get your gun, Take it on the run, on the run, on the run, Hear them calling you and me; Every son of Liberty Hurry right away, no delay, go today, Make your daddy glad to have had such a lad Tell your sweetheart not to pine, To be proud her boy's in line.

Johnnie get your gun, get you gun, get your gun, Johnnie show the Hun, you're a Son-of-a-Gun, Hoist the flag and let her fly Like true heros do or die Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit, Soldiers to the ranks from the towns and the tanks, Make your Mother proud of you and to Liberty be true.

Over There, Over There Send the word, send the word, Over There That the Yanks are coming, The Yanks are coming, The drums rum tumming everywhere So prepare, Say a Prayer Send the word, Send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over. And we won't be back till it's over over there!

Over There, Over There Send the word, send the word, Over There That the Yanks are coming, The Yanks are coming, The drums rum tumming everywhere So prepare, Say a Prayer Send the word, Send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over.

The boys will be home by Christmas.

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[Doktor Howl]

It's a good thing that we had the war to end all wars, the great war...Because here in the future, we've civilized ourselves by learning from our past mistakes.  It's over, over there, and everything's been just fine since.

It's fortunate that Wilson's League of Nations was able to prevent the harsh conditions the French & British wanted to impose on the Triple Entente.  If we'd ground their faces into it, who knows what the fuck might have happened later?

[Doktor Howl]

A young Australian soldier relaxes for a moment before gallantly going at the foe.  Our boys' and our allies' morale are high and we WILL prevail.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

THIS THREAD JUST TOOK A SHIT ON MY CUPCAKE!
then i ate it anyway.

[Doktor Howl]

THIS THREAD JUST TOOK A SHIT ON MY CUPCAKE!
then i ate it anyway.

Just like in the trenches!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh the memories

[Doktor Howl]

oh the memories

Yeah, I get nostalgic for the mud and the lice and the corpse-eating rats and the smell of chlorine, sometimes.  And the leadership!  Over the top, boys, and charge that machine gun!  They'll run out of bullets before we run out of you!  Or people like you, anyway.

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[Doktor Howl]

In 1914, War was beginning.

WHAT HAPPEN?
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SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!
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[E.O.T.]

THIS

          thread kicks ass. is that a British tank in frame 3 of "either"?

[Doktor Howl]

THIS

          thread kicks ass. is that a British tank in frame 3 of "either"?

Yep.  A "Mark IV", according to Wikipedia, where I swiped the pics.

[Doktor Howl]

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Chlorine? I have to ask...