What Happened Next

[Doktor Howl]

Facebook didnt notify me about the doktor howl app. Did you unfriend me you horrible bastard? Because i know your profile still "likes" my band profile.

My profile is only saying that to be nice.  It actually prefers early 70s rock.

LIKE LED ZEPPELIN????

No, I said "rock".

BUT THEY HAVE GUITARS AND DRUMS AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

So does John Meyer.  You gonna call HIS shit "rock"?

After having to look him up....my ears feel violated.

Check out what he did to Tom Petty. 

[Don Coyote]

Facebook didnt notify me about the doktor howl app. Did you unfriend me you horrible bastard? Because i know your profile still "likes" my band profile.

My profile is only saying that to be nice.  It actually prefers early 70s rock.

LIKE LED ZEPPELIN????

No, I said "rock".

BUT THEY HAVE GUITARS AND DRUMS AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

So does John Meyer.  You gonna call HIS shit "rock"?

After having to look him up....my ears feel violated.

Check out what he did to Tom Petty. 

I FUCKING haTE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/20Ov0cDPZy8

[Doktor Howl]

This is the speech that got Coyote kicked out of the Rotarian Club:

The only reason that instigators of Weird movements tend to be extreme and self-destructive is because it takes that kind of intensity to GET out and STAY out of the Normal herd psychology. I mean, it's all dick. If you don't have some huge deep secret urge to re-integrate and get the beemer and the sharper image catalog then you don't NEED to keep fighting it.

Why keep banging on the bars of the cage if you're on the OUTSIDE of it?

That's why I just wave to you monkeys when I walk by, and maybe throw you a peanut.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Facebook didnt notify me about the doktor howl app. Did you unfriend me you horrible bastard? Because i know your profile still "likes" my band profile.

My profile is only saying that to be nice.  It actually prefers early 70s rock.

LIKE LED ZEPPELIN????

No, I said "rock".

BUT THEY HAVE GUITARS AND DRUMS AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

So does John Meyer.  You gonna call HIS shit "rock"?

After having to look him up....my ears feel violated.

Check out what he did to Tom Petty. 

I FUCKING haTE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/20Ov0cDPZy8

HAW HAW YOU FELL FOR THE OL GOOGLE JOHN MEYER SHTICK!
sucker.

[EK WAFFLR]

Dok Howl secretly enjoys long walks on the beach.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok Howl secretly enjoys long walks on the beach.

That's no secret.

I just always come back alone.

[Eater of Clowns]

There's an invite-only forum dedicated to dissecting a code hidden in the sermons TGRR has posted around the Internet.  These knowledge slicers have managed to piece together a few sentences but aren't sure of the order, and are too afraid even themselves to find out what they mean.

...keep disappearing in broad daylight, hollering but nobody remembers.
It's not a metaphor, it's a place.
Cain's shaggy dog joke.
...The Wall The Wall The Wall The Wall The Wall.
The snake can't be trusted but YOU CAN STILL LISTEN.
...as the crow flies, but as the crow flies away in terror fleeing for its life before crashing into the ground exhausted.  That's where...
Can't do it twice.

[Doktor Howl]

There's an invite-only forum dedicated to dissecting a code hidden in the sermons TGRR has posted around the Internet.  These knowledge slicers have managed to piece together a few sentences but aren't sure of the order, and are too afraid even themselves to find out what they mean.

...keep disappearing in broad daylight, hollering but nobody remembers.
It's not a metaphor, it's a place.
Cain's shaggy dog joke.
...The Wall The Wall The Wall The Wall The Wall.
The snake can't be trusted but YOU CAN STILL LISTEN.
...as the crow flies, but as the crow flies away in terror fleeing for its life before crashing into the ground exhausted.  That's where...
Can't do it twice.

Holy shit.  I'm glad the bastard's dead.

[Cain]

Cain's shaggy dog joke.

Best joke ever.

"Better Nate than Lever".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pixie was in a public library one day when she overheard a patron recommend "The Bell Curve". The resulting carnage is responsible for the terror of books and widespread illiteracy in the region that remains to this day.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Facebook didnt notify me about the doktor howl app. Did you unfriend me you horrible bastard? Because i know your profile still "likes" my band profile.

My profile is only saying that to be nice.  It actually prefers early 70s rock.

LIKE LED ZEPPELIN????

No, I said "rock".

BUT THEY HAVE GUITARS AND DRUMS AND SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

So does John Meyer.  You gonna call HIS shit "rock"?

After having to look him up....my ears feel violated.

Check out what he did to Tom Petty. 

NO.

Would rather look at poomp vids.

[Juana]

This is probably a bad time to admit that I kind of like limited doses of John Mayer. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.

Pixie was in a public library one day when she overheard a patron recommend "The Bell Curve". The resulting carnage is responsible for the terror of books and widespread illiteracy in the region that remains to this day.

I can see this.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Signora Paesior was so sure that the mutants in Wellington would be friendly if only they were given a chance.  She went out to give it a try, and was never seen again.