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[Doktor Howl]

Sing a song of six Phoxes,
A bottle full of rye.
Four and twenty blackbirds,  <--- RACISM!  OMG!
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened,  <--- WHO THE FUCK OPENS A PIE?  NO.  YOU EAT IT.
The birds began to sing;     <--- Heat proof birds.
Wasn't that a dainty dish, 
To set before the king?       <--- Elvis would have been polite, and said thank you.
The king was in his counting house,
Counting out his money;      <--- Lies.  Elvis never thought about money.  He was nice, but dumb.
The queen was in the parlour,  <--- HOMOPHOBIA!
Eating bread and honey.       <---  DIABETES!
The maid was in the garden,  <---  Sexist roles enforced by the patriarchy!  UNNG!
Hanging out the clothes;   
When down came a blackbird  <--- MORE RACISM!
And pecked off her nose.  <---  OH, YEAH, BECAUSE THE BIRD WAS BLACK, RIGHT?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Doktor Howl]

The mania of insufficient sleep and excessive stress never fails me.

[Phox]

:LULZ: I will have a suitable response tomorrow.

[Doktor Howl]

:LULZ: I will have a suitable response tomorrow.

NOT SCARED!  YOU'RE NOT SO BIG!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The mania of insufficient sleep and excessive stress never fails me.

It's just like magic, except it WORKS!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I can't wait to see what he does with "Wee Willie Winkie".

[Doktor Howl]

    East Coast Hustle met a pieman,
    Going to the fair;              <---  A "fair" is something done in Maine.  It involves mud, flies, and giant produce.
    Says Hustle to the pieman,
    Let me taste your ware.    <---  This wasn't actually a request.

    Says the pieman to Hustle,
    Show me first your penny;    <---- Fucking capitalists!
    Says Hustle to the pieman,
    Indeed I have not any.         <---- Truth.  ECH never carries anything smaller than a hundred dollar bill.

    So he beat the mortal shit out of the pieman and took his ipod
    And spent the next day erasing MCR songs.

   

[President Television]

when I was
a young spag
the reverend
took me into a forum
to troll the wiccans, man

[Phox]

Doktor Howl,
With quite the scowl,
How does your back hair grow? <--- "Back hair" is, in fact, NOT metaphorical.
With silver nitrate, <--- Prevents VD from spreading to other people
And Chloral hydrate <----- To make the inevitable engulfing that much easier.
And skeletal parades all in a row. <---- Again, not metaphorical.

[Phox]

LMNO come blow your flute, <----- There's an emote for that.
Dok's in the bathromm, too much vindaloo. <----- This does not this annotation at all, because you are alll experiencing the fallout of this now.
Where's the Lovecraftian Horror that looks after the People^TM?
Down in ol' Boston, drowning the Irish in molasses because they don't actually count. <--- This line actually rhymes in Welsh, and also if you say itwith a Southie accent.