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Started by AFK, May 11, 2012, 12:47:47 PM

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AFK

May 11, 2012, 12:47:47 PM
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#1
May 11, 2012, 01:47:30 PM
I don't get it.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#2
May 11, 2012, 01:55:00 PM
Neither do i. I just get a blank space on my phone.

Of course that will remain my plight until at least saturday night.
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#3
May 11, 2012, 03:30:25 PM
It's a picture of baseball or basketball or some other american gobshite, masquerading as sport  :?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#4
May 11, 2012, 03:32:40 PM
If its white its a baseball. If its orange-brown its a basketball. If its brown and shaped like an oval its a football.
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#5
May 11, 2012, 03:33:33 PM
If its a basketball it might have something to do with the boston celtics.
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#6
May 11, 2012, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twillis on May 11, 2012, 03:32:40 PM
If its white its a baseball. If its orange-brown its a basketball. If its brown and shaped like an oval its a football.

UNNNNNNNG!!  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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#7
May 11, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
Well I got it. I don't usually care much for all the puns but this one was pretty good.
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#8
May 11, 2012, 03:47:22 PM
Sorry pent- you strike me more as the kayak to a cliff climb the cliff and kill a mountain lion and have it for lunch sort of sportsman. I figured you legitimately didnt know the difference.
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#9
May 11, 2012, 03:54:42 PM
I used to play rugby, which is what those oval balls are for. Footballs are perfectly spherical and kicked around, using the feet (go figure) by overpaid pussies who cry like little bitches every one of the other pussies kicks them in their kevlar plated shins. Rugby is similar to the sport you guys call football if it was played by actual men, as opposed to a bunch of pussies who need helmets and body armour.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
May 11, 2012, 03:58:27 PM
Not debating that. My only sports interest is the boston red sox. I was never a jock type or really understood the appeal of watching sports. (American) Football seems boring a fuck to me. Not that baseball isnt but i got sucked into the rivalry with the yankees.
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#11
May 11, 2012, 03:58:51 PM
I just got it.

RWHN, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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#12
May 11, 2012, 07:34:49 PM
I don't get it.   :oops:
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#13
May 11, 2012, 07:38:14 PM
What else is in the pic?
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Freeky

#14
May 11, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
It's of a guy in a Spurs? uniform, and some dude with a yellow uniform (Lakers?) is trying to block him.

If someone gets it, plese to explain, because I don't.
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