Things you didn't know about the US government:

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

You need an eye-patch and a parrot, ECH. And a saber cutlas. 

Cutlas.  Sabers are for cavalry.

Duly noted, fantasy corrected.

[Elder Iptuous]

i thought a cutlass was just a short saber?

[Cain]

That and you have to be on a ship for it to be a cutlass.

If you're riding a hosrie, then it's a saber.

If you're riding a hosrie on a ship...well, what the fuck are you doing!? Stop riding that thing around on deck and stow it in the cargo hold.  I mean, for fucks sake.

[Elder Iptuous]

Aahh that explains that old British tax whereby the creation of one type of sword from another required the payment of two metric dollars to the crown. always seemed odd, as i wondered how often that occured...
now it makes sense.
what a scheme!


edit. did you know that brittish only has one 't'. and that a red squigly line is meant to save you from embarrassment? :faceplam: