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Photo company Kodak has nuclear reactor, enough material for A-bomb

Started by Cain, May 17, 2012, 09:09:04 PM

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Cain

May 17, 2012, 09:09:04 PM
Not even joking

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kodak-reveals-it-had-secret-nuclear-reactor-for-30-years-7754328.html

QuoteThe company that gave us the Instamatic has acknowledged that for 30 years it operated a small nuclear reactor in a basement on its corporate campus in Rochester, New York, unbeknown to almost everyone save a few scientists and engineers.

Kodak, which began operating the device, called a californium neutron flux multiplier (CFX), in 1974, insists there was nothing unsafe about it.

None the less, it came pre-loaded with nearly 1.5kg of uranium enriched up to a level of 93.4 per cent, which is just about right for an atomic warhead.

Goddamn I love living in the future.

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May 17, 2012, 09:13:44 PM
WOW
I am now expecting to find out that Disney World is power by a nuclear reactor.

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May 17, 2012, 09:48:25 PM
Corporations with their own nuclear arsenals. Surprise the future came before you were born!
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May 17, 2012, 09:53:37 PM
More and more it strikes how we are living in a cyberpunk reality.

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May 17, 2012, 10:06:20 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. is now considering a war with Kodak, unless they promise to dismantle their nuclear program. "Let there be no doubt: America is determined to prevent Kodak from getting a nuclear weapon, and I will take no options off the table to achieve that goal," says President Obama.

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May 17, 2012, 11:27:10 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 17, 2012, 09:13:44 PM
WOW
I am now expecting to find out that Disney World is power by a nuclear reactor.

Don't be silly.  Disney runs on cold fusion powered by the tears and screams of children.
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May 17, 2012, 11:31:14 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 17, 2012, 10:06:20 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. is now considering a war with Kodak, unless they promise to dismantle their nuclear program. "Let there be no doubt: America is determined to prevent Kodak from getting a nuclear weapon, and I will take no options off the table to achieve that goal," says President Obama.

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May 18, 2012, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2012, 11:27:10 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 17, 2012, 09:13:44 PM
WOW
I am now expecting to find out that Disney World is power by a nuclear reactor.

Don't be silly.  Disney runs on cold fusion powered by the tears and screams of children.

You stole my post, right out of my head :argh!:

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May 18, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 18, 2012, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2012, 11:27:10 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 17, 2012, 09:13:44 PM
WOW
I am now expecting to find out that Disney World is power by a nuclear reactor.

Don't be silly.  Disney runs on cold fusion powered by the tears and screams of children.

You stole my post, right out of my head :argh!:

here's actually been stories going around for years that they capture whole ethnic families and keep them as slaves in a network of tunnels under that place.

Sounds like urban legend, but if Kodak has nukes... :horrormirth:
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July 27, 2012, 02:34:52 PM
I bet the nukes cost as much as the profit of one of their printer ink cartridges :lol:

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August 12, 2012, 05:59:43 PM
Missing the point.

Where the hell did they get the enriched uranium?
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Juana

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August 12, 2012, 07:47:45 PM
I'm getting a 503 error; did the article explain /why/ they have one?
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August 12, 2012, 08:25:53 PM
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August 12, 2012, 08:46:01 PM
Extremely.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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August 12, 2012, 09:14:52 PM
Well, if any company was going to develop a nuclear weapon I suppose it makes sense that it is Kodak.   ;)
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