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THIS IS THE GENERIC REVOLUTION!!!!!

Started by sadhugonganess, May 24, 2012, 05:52:14 AM

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WE ARE GENERIC PEOPLE!!! GENERIC PEOPLE UNITE!!!

sadhugonganess


Nephew Twiddleton

Food preparation instructions or GTFO
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

I like how the phrase "Generic Revolution" suggests that there's some other kind :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Forsooth

"we're all going to come together, and make a difference today!"

  -No, you're all going to cram into an auditorium or some public space and listen to words, many of which you will only marginally understand.

At the end of the event you may experience slight feeling of self-satisfaction. Since you never have this feeling when not thinking/participating in hobbies, food, sex, or sleep, you will believe that you have made a difference in the world. Especially if it appears that others feel the same way.

Doktor Howl

This guy never comes back to his threads.

Just saying.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Can't say I blame him. If my threads were this shit, I'd prolly never come back to them either.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Q. G. Pennyworth