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A PLEA TO LMNO

Started by Doktor Howl, May 25, 2012, 01:20:23 AM

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Doktor Howl

May 25, 2012, 01:20:23 AM
'stache please.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
May 25, 2012, 02:15:02 AM
Seconded. Youre one of those rare folk who dont look terrible with one.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
May 25, 2012, 02:54:03 AM
DO IT
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Epimetheus

#3
May 25, 2012, 05:14:45 AM
i'mma grow one, even though you didn't ask for it
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Salty

#4
May 25, 2012, 05:16:12 AM
LMNO would have to get it back from the clutches of the mustache bandit.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#5
May 25, 2012, 05:58:46 AM
I think I speak for many of us when I say we were all traumatized. By that event
And mourn for LMNOs loss.

LMNO

#6
May 25, 2012, 01:05:31 PM
The person you need to be petitioning is Mrs LMNO.  And she ain't havin' none of that!

Cain

#7
May 25, 2012, 01:07:39 PM
we need a pention to ban Mrs LMNO from interferring in facial hair or  :?

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
May 25, 2012, 01:50:00 PM
Just the stache or are other ofrms of facial hair acceptable?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#9
May 25, 2012, 02:01:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 25, 2012, 01:05:31 PM
The person you need to be petitioning is Mrs LMNO.  And she ain't havin' none of that!

Pls to forward:

Mrs LMNO,

If you don't permit LMNO to grow a mustache, terrible things will happen.  Greece will finally tank, dragging Italy and Spain with them.  This will cause Germany & France to bail out of the EU, resulting in every bank in Europe going tits-up at the same time.  By this time next year, we'll all be dodging coyote packs in the ruins of our cities, while looking for other people to eat.

Also, we'll let the Welsh guy have his way with the sheep again.

If you don't care about America™, at least have mercy on the sheep.

Yours Truly,
Ferdinand Marcos
Molon Lube
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