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Started by Cain, May 31, 2012, 10:14:16 PM

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#30
June 01, 2012, 10:37:47 PM
To refrain from punning about self-cannibalisation.
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#31
June 01, 2012, 10:44:03 PM
:argh!:
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#32
June 01, 2012, 10:45:17 PM
Ooh I bet the page break will work out great with the timing on that one :D
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#33
June 01, 2012, 10:49:54 PM
Page break?
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#34
June 01, 2012, 10:50:43 PM
Oh i see. Never mind
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#35
June 02, 2012, 12:21:00 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 07:38:57 PM
Rwhn- based on the name of that article i think im going to enjoy it.


I know I did.  I especially dug the corollary to that incident a while back when there were those animal die-offs and everyone was all, "FUCK!  Apocalypse!!!!  Doom!!!"


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#36
June 02, 2012, 12:58:29 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 10:03:35 PM
Yes- except i havent seen anything in the news to suggest theyre digging the zombie thing. Just the internet. So instead of getting infotainment the audience is making it infotainment.

Admittedly it was Headline News but I just saw "Creepy Crime Plague on East Coast." on the TEEVEE. I thinks it's a deep cultural thing.







BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK RIDICULOUS ON PURPOSE TO COVER UP THE TRUTH!
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#37
June 02, 2012, 01:30:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 02, 2012, 12:58:29 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 01, 2012, 10:03:35 PM
Yes- except i havent seen anything in the news to suggest theyre digging the zombie thing. Just the internet. So instead of getting infotainment the audience is making it infotainment.

Admittedly it was Headline News but I just saw "Creepy Crime Plague on East Coast." on the TEEVEE. I thinks it's a deep cultural thing.







BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK RIDICULOUS ON PURPOSE TO COVER UP THE TRUTH!
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HEY!!

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#38
June 02, 2012, 04:53:23 AM
Ive lived on the east coast for thirty years and have only seen one zombie. His name was rob. He was from haverhill massachusetts and had a brother named spider.
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#39
June 02, 2012, 04:55:51 AM
Haverhill incidentally is pronounced HEY-ver-'ll
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#40
June 02, 2012, 05:17:15 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 02, 2012, 04:55:51 AM
Haverhill incidentally is pronounced HEY-ver-'ll

Worcester is pronounced WOOSTA.
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#41
June 02, 2012, 06:20:33 AM
And scituate starts off like situate and ends like it.
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#42
June 02, 2012, 06:21:38 AM
Lol leominster
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#43
June 02, 2012, 06:37:56 AM
LEMON-STA!
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#44
June 02, 2012, 06:39:10 AM
I think you guys just mangle 'em like that to make outsiders look st00pit.  :lulz:
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