Help twid pick a second job

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also i do have a rider waite deck and am willing to learn how to interpret it at face value.

Until then you can make money as a "Spiritual Coach". 

[Freeky]

"Prayer is the burden of a sigh"?  What the fuck is this horseshit?

Also, I could totally do that.  I wouldn't go so far as to say that I am channeling God, though.  That's, what is that, is that heresy?  Blasphemy?  It's certainly taking the lord's name in vain.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Depends on your religion. If youre catholic only the pope can channel god. If youre a wiccan anyone can channel a god. If your a heinlein hippie theres no point because youre already god. Bullshit to the last one. My godhood will be disproven with current medical technology by 2100 at the latest.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh. And if youre a protestant you get possessed by the holy spirit and gibber in non existent and non syntactic "languages" like that bit of god is sort of malevolent demon that wants to make you look like a dumbass.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Some of our co-workers aren't wrapped too tight, Freeky. Here's a conversation about one that had a total crackup. I can't find her facebook anymore...too bad, it was 
hxxp://www.thepsychicreviews.com/forum/index.php/topic,591.30.html

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh. And if youre a protestant you get possessed by the holy spirit and gibber in non existent and non syntactic "languages" like that bit of god is sort of malevolent demon that wants to make you look like a dumbass having a grand mal.

FIXT

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Thats a good fixt. I think a certain british jew did a pretty good job of showing how silly that shit is in a certain movie where he pretended to be from certain former soviet republic.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If you really want to learn cards, Twid, chuck the Tarot and do playing cards or Lenormand. Only 52 or 36 (respectively) to remember and you don't get all that philosophical stuff when somebody's trying to find out "WHY HASN'T HE CALLED MEEEEEE IS HE CHEEEEEEATING WHO MY BABY DADDY?????"

ETA: What British Jew in what movie? (brain farting...sorry)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Honestly id prolly do card reading for shits and giggles. Maybe i would charge for it for someone i didnt know but i dunno. It would be good for pick up here and there but i want steady supplementary work. I want to know approx hom much im getting paid next week on thursday.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

British jew=sacha baron cohen aka borat

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Honestly id prolly do card reading for shits and giggles. Maybe i would charge for it for someone i didnt know but i dunno. It would be good for pick up here and there but i want steady supplementary work. I want to know approx hom much im getting paid next week on thursday.

Yeah. Like working for the man but without the suck. That would be awesome!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

British jew=sacha baron cohen aka borat

*smacks head* Of course. 

Here ya go. A deck of Bicycles and this and you're in bidness.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The problem with cards is law of fives. Ive noticed this even when doing it for shits and giggles. If the reader doesnt know you they try to cold read. If they do know you they try and impose their own expectations on you. I.e. They try to influence you to take the route they want even if they dont intend to. I may like to stretch the truth or flat out lie for personal amusement but i feel bad charging for it if i havent copyrighted it.  I dunno. I feel that the only person who can tell your future is you and since i dont have a degree in psychology... Lol

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Not that i disapprove of charging for divination but i dont think i personally would feel comfortable doing it.

Plus- again steady work. I already have an unsteady nonpaying job as a guitarist (within the context of my main project. Pays better timewise outside of anarchangel)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually the most i ever got paid timewise was guitar. Approximately $100 an hour for two hour set. Problem is that gigs like that dont happen weekly. Or even monthly.