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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 03, 2012, 05:57:33 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

June 03, 2012, 05:57:33 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
June 03, 2012, 06:03:45 PM
Hahaha -

Oh shit.

They're serious?

:horrormirth:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
June 03, 2012, 06:25:04 PM
Yes, they seem to be not kidding at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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June 03, 2012, 06:26:19 PM
QuoteIn the early stages of the destructive campaign against the innocent Guinea Worm, the environmental movement faced a choice: to speak out against the killing, or remain silent and permit a living species to be eliminated forever. As defenders of the integrity of our natural world, their choice should have been clear. Yet the environmental movement chose to nestle up in the rich, warm pockets of the Guinea Worm killers and turn a blind eye to the environmental catastrophe taking place around the world. Only the Save the Guinea Worm Foundation continues point the finger of blame at the Guinea Worm-destroying forces of the United Nations.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
June 03, 2012, 06:35:20 PM
It's in Africa. Might be some "How to be a huge racist and still be PC" going on here.  :x
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
June 03, 2012, 06:46:27 PM
QuoteAt the heart of the Guinea Worm crisis is the United Nations, along with several powerful global agencies, including the World Health Organization (WHO), the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), and the United States Agency for International Development (USAID). In May 2000, these powerful institutions were joined by a new funding crusade to bring about the eradication of the Guinea Worm... by none other than Bill Gates and his "Gates Foundation." It is hard to believe that these respected organizations, which spend untold billions of dollars toward the alledged improvement of life on earth, would embark upon such a reckless and destructive campaign.

Those bastards!  :argh!:  I should have known the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation was behind this, since they also donated $8 million to fund research to help wipe out the poor, innocent HIV virus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
June 03, 2012, 06:48:09 PM
Oh wait, but that's different:

QuoteThe Guinea Worm eradication cannot be compared to campaigns against small pox or polio for one simple reason: the Guinea Worm is not a disease microbe, but a living animal. It has a nervous system. Its hearts pump blood through its small body. It experiences pain. And for thousands, perhaps millions of years, it has inhabited the earth unmolested. Until human hubris threatened its very future.

:lulz:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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June 03, 2012, 06:51:10 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
June 03, 2012, 06:52:01 PM
No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

QuoteThe Preservers comprise an elite group of volunteers selected by the Foundation to assist in the protection of the Guinea Worm. Preservers back up their deeply-held beliefs on the importance of protecting the earth's most endangered species by offering their own bodies as hosts for Guinea Worms. By submitting to the physical discomfort that accompanies Guinea Worm infection, the Preservers hope to carry with them the seeds of future generations of Guinea Worms.

Being a Preserver isn't easy, but with the challenges comes the reward of helping protect the earth's most endangered species.The Preservers' valiant efforts will help preserve the species in the face of almost certain destruction at the hands of the Guinea Worm Destruction Cartel led by the United Nations.

Two groups of volunteers have successfully hosted needy Guinea Worms, and we have received an overwhelming number of applications for our third group of Preservers.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#9
June 03, 2012, 06:55:41 PM
Waitaminnit, if Guinea worm disease isn't caused by Guinea worms, then how are they being eradicated? Are they saying that health workers aren't pulling Guinea worms out of people? Clearly not because they have people who volunteer to be hosts. How do they even reconcile that oh fuck it THE UN IS EBIL!

Freeky

#10
June 03, 2012, 06:57:42 PM
Do you think the evil eradication cartel knows about the heroic work these guys are doing?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
June 03, 2012, 07:08:53 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 03, 2012, 06:57:42 PM
Do you think the evil eradication cartel knows about the heroic work these guys are doing?

I'm sure they are fighting them using every means at their disposal!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
June 03, 2012, 07:21:58 PM
Volunteer guinea worm hosts?  :horrormirth:
Let 'em. Just keep them in quarantine somewhere. Like, until there's no more of them. Then fumigate the fuck out of the place.  :x
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
June 03, 2012, 07:22:53 PM
I would say that I think it's a joke site, but every time I say that it turns out I'm wrong.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#14
June 03, 2012, 07:25:31 PM
It's Poe's world and his law reigns.  :x

This volunteer host thing is like Jainism. If Jainism was on steroids and bad meth.
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