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Epic prog rock/synthpop/metal song

Started by EK WAFFLR, June 04, 2012, 10:36:55 PM

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EK WAFFLR

June 04, 2012, 10:36:55 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

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June 04, 2012, 11:03:49 PM
Im not home yet but i must conclude that metal is officially killed. A different lamentation is heard in hell tonight.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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