Comic for Portland people

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

http://www.booksofadam.com/2012/06/tooth.html

and I suppose other people, but the guy's from Portland, so the girl in question is probably from the area too.

[E.O.T.]

THAT'S

          a funny story

[East Coast Hustle]

That sounds like my kind of girl.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Whoa

[Murmur]

Haha... nice. 

[Don Coyote]

Wow. That chick is something.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

But how did the tooth get from Portland to Squiddy's pendant?

[Luna]

But how did the tooth get from Portland to Squiddy's pendant?

eBay.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

http://www.booksofadam.com/2012/06/tooth.html

and I suppose other people, but the guy's from Portland, so the girl in question is probably from the area too.

Not particularly funny. The guy seems like a calculating marketing type, afraid to talk about anything that really matters (having an opinion might offend someone!) in order to have a wide appeal. Or maybe he's actually that boring.

After reading some of his other comics, I'll add that he also seems to have signs of being a coddled manchild:

Now, I usually don't clean anything in my apartment until it starts to smell rancid enough that I wake up gagging from the stench, and usually at that point I just toss all my dirty dishes and buy a new set from Target. I figure if I threw down the big bucks for this blender thing, I should probably just man up and wash it, but blenders are tricky to clean by hand...so I just let it sit there, getting crustier and smellier, imagining at some point it will grow enough germs to become sentient and attack me.


Most likely, the lazy American in me will win out, and I'll end up just throwing away the whole thing rather than clean it.

Reminds me of a former friend who I can no longer stand and don't talk to anymore. There's only so much disgusting I can abide—dirty, rancid dishes: ok, I can understand that. Throwing out dirty, rancid dishes, pots, pans and a blender because you're too fucking lazy to clean them: you're a spoiled brat. I can't respect that. Even when I had the money to afford that I wouldn't indulge in such an iconic display of lazy, thoughtless, shitneck American consumerism. That's way nastier than letting your dishes get vomit-inducing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.booksofadam.com/2012/06/tooth.html

and I suppose other people, but the guy's from Portland, so the girl in question is probably from the area too.

Not particularly funny. The guy seems like a calculating marketing type, afraid to talk about anything that really matters (having an opinion might offend someone!) in order to have a wide appeal. Or maybe he's actually that boring.

After reading some of his other comics, I'll add that he also seems to have signs of being a coddled manchild:

Now, I usually don't clean anything in my apartment until it starts to smell rancid enough that I wake up gagging from the stench, and usually at that point I just toss all my dirty dishes and buy a new set from Target. I figure if I threw down the big bucks for this blender thing, I should probably just man up and wash it, but blenders are tricky to clean by hand...so I just let it sit there, getting crustier and smellier, imagining at some point it will grow enough germs to become sentient and attack me.


Most likely, the lazy American in me will win out, and I'll end up just throwing away the whole thing rather than clean it.

Reminds me of a former friend who I can no longer stand and don't talk to anymore. There's only so much disgusting I can abide—dirty, rancid dishes: ok, I can understand that. Throwing out dirty, rancid dishes, pots, pans and a blender because you're too fucking lazy to clean them: you're a spoiled brat. I can't respect that. Even when I had the money to afford that I wouldn't indulge in such an iconic display of lazy, thoughtless, shitneck American consumerism. That's way nastier than letting your dishes get vomit-inducing.

Totally agree.

If they grow fur, wash 'em, scald the shit out of 'em, bleach 'em, whatever it takes.
Before the world turns into a massive landfill full of cheap shit from China that was never intended to last more than a year. ("TV repairman? What's that?")

Anyway, he looks like a hipster in the drawings. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.booksofadam.com/2012/06/tooth.html

and I suppose other people, but the guy's from Portland, so the girl in question is probably from the area too.

Not particularly funny. The guy seems like a calculating marketing type, afraid to talk about anything that really matters (having an opinion might offend someone!) in order to have a wide appeal. Or maybe he's actually that boring.

After reading some of his other comics, I'll add that he also seems to have signs of being a coddled manchild:

Now, I usually don't clean anything in my apartment until it starts to smell rancid enough that I wake up gagging from the stench, and usually at that point I just toss all my dirty dishes and buy a new set from Target. I figure if I threw down the big bucks for this blender thing, I should probably just man up and wash it, but blenders are tricky to clean by hand...so I just let it sit there, getting crustier and smellier, imagining at some point it will grow enough germs to become sentient and attack me.


Most likely, the lazy American in me will win out, and I'll end up just throwing away the whole thing rather than clean it.

Reminds me of a former friend who I can no longer stand and don't talk to anymore. There's only so much disgusting I can abide—dirty, rancid dishes: ok, I can understand that. Throwing out dirty, rancid dishes, pots, pans and a blender because you're too fucking lazy to clean them: you're a spoiled brat. I can't respect that. Even when I had the money to afford that I wouldn't indulge in such an iconic display of lazy, thoughtless, shitneck American consumerism. That's way nastier than letting your dishes get vomit-inducing.

Gotta agree with this.

[Freeky]

I thought a lot of them were funny.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Didn't read any of his other stuff, just thought that story was interesting and I like the idea that if enough people spread it around, maybe that chick will get her tooth back. Even if it's a total fabrication designed to get that reaction out of me to promote his blog viraly, I don't care. I like internet saves the day stories, and if there's a chance that I can be part of one I'm going to try it.

[hirley0]

ORange :20:

Didn't read any of his other stuff, just thought that story was interesting and I like the idea that if enough people spread it around, maybe that chick will get her tooth back. Even if it's a total fabrication designed to get that reaction out of me to promote his blog viraly, I don't care. I like internet saves the day stories, and if there's a chance that I can be part of one I'm going to try it.

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