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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 08, 2012, 05:50:34 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

June 08, 2012, 05:50:34 AM
I DON'T WANT JINGOISM IN A GODDAMN SNACK CRACKER!



http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/ProductDetail.aspx?catID=2147

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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June 08, 2012, 06:15:10 AM
They are jingos. And they are crackers. Jingo. Crackers.

Did they do it on purpose? Or do they just not have a dictionary?

Perhaps they are named after the Arizona legislature.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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June 08, 2012, 06:36:22 AM
FINALLY - A REAL AMERICANTM CRACKER THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE ANDY GRIFFITH USED TO SHILL FOR RITZ
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Triple Zero

#3
June 08, 2012, 10:27:35 AM
RITZ IS THE BEST CRACKER THOUGH
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June 08, 2012, 01:00:30 PM
I FIND THE CONCEPT OF "FIESTA CHEDDAR" TO BE PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING.

The Good Reverend Roger

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June 08, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 06:15:10 AM
They are jingos. And they are crackers. Jingo. Crackers.

Did they do it on purpose? Or do they just not have a dictionary?

Perhaps they are named after the Arizona legislature.

I am going to send them a box.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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June 08, 2012, 03:15:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 08, 2012, 01:48:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 06:15:10 AM
They are jingos. And they are crackers. Jingo. Crackers.

Did they do it on purpose? Or do they just not have a dictionary?

Perhaps they are named after the Arizona legislature.

I am going to send them a box.

Oh HELL yes!

I am going to wipe out my local grocery store because these are sure to be in demand on eBay in a few years.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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