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UNLIMITED "THANKS A LOT, OBAMA" THREAD

Started by Doktor Howl, May 16, 2012, 05:28:27 PM

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#30
May 17, 2012, 09:36:47 PM
Sunday's solar eclipse won't be able to be seen from the east coast.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!  :argh!:
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

AFK

#31
May 18, 2012, 12:27:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 01:52:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 17, 2012, 01:29:01 AM
ALOT

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!

Heh, that took longer than I expected. 

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#32
May 18, 2012, 01:24:16 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2012, 12:27:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 17, 2012, 01:52:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 17, 2012, 01:29:01 AM
ALOT

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!

Heh, that took longer than I expected. 

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!!!!

I am teh grammar Nazi.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

#33
June 12, 2012, 12:28:06 AM
PDCOM IS NOW AN AVERAGE INTERNET FORUM, FULL OF COCK AND FAIL, WHERE THE SAME TIRED ARGUMENTS ARE REPEATED AD NAUSEUM; NOTHING NEW IS CREATED, NOBODY HAS ANYTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY AND IF THEY DO NOBODY NOTICES; GIGGLES HASN'T UPDATED "TOOLS FOR TOOLS LIKE YOU" IN FOREVER; NONE OF OUR TIME-HONORED TROLL MASCOTS HAVE MADE AN EFFECTIVE APPEARANCE IN YEARS; AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER WHITE PRESIDENT NEXT YEAR.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
June 13, 2012, 03:21:39 AM
I JUST TRIED BOQUERONES FOR THE FIRST TIME

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
June 13, 2012, 03:22:50 AM


THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#36
June 13, 2012, 04:06:05 AM


THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mangrove

#37
June 14, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
This just in: Obama is responsible for all Obama based memes.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!  :argh!:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cainad (dec.)

#38
November 19, 2012, 03:22:30 AM
Obama got re-elected!

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!

Suu

#39
November 20, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
I HAVE A STOMACHACHE.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#40
November 20, 2012, 01:22:45 PM
Apparently I'm getting an all-expenses-paid vacation to someplace where there is some semblance of heat in February.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!  :argh!:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Lenin McCarthy

#41
November 20, 2012, 02:27:31 PM
The soda in my fridge has gone flat.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!  :argh!:

Suu

#42
November 21, 2012, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 20, 2012, 01:22:45 PM
Apparently I'm getting an all-expenses-paid vacation to someplace where there is some semblance of heat in February.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!  :argh!:

You're Belgian.

THANKS A LOT, OBAMA!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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