Operation VaginaGASM

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I shared the idea via status on facebook.

[Placid Dingo]

Shared on discordia2011 on FB. Getting good feedback.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

You spags rock.

[Lenin McCarthy]

I have until Monday before there's any point in mailing it, so I'll have some time to think through what to write. Lots of unfortunate misspellings?
"Your country's very successful war against Labia, and your recent reaction against the use of the word "vagina" emboldens my faith in America as the world's supreme guardian of freedom, democracy and decency. We cun't let words like these pollute our language. Even here, in the traditionally so chaste and pietous nether regions of Norway, society is being overrun by pornography and other immorality. We can't be like your President Hussein Obama (what a twat) and let our positions "evulva", we must stand by our good Christian values. "

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"Your country's very successful war against Labia.."

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[Lenin McCarthy]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 


Also, Lenin, if you're going to try and make "unintentional mistakes" I suggest screwing up the grammar and syntax (just a little- enough to be noticeable and mark you as a foreigner) in ways that a Norwegian would if he was still learning but capable of holding a conversation. I mean, the envelope will have been stamped as from Norway, but just for that little extra effect.