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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Freeky, June 21, 2012, 05:17:40 AM

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He is kind, and sweet.  He cares about me.  He spends time with me.   He holds me close when I need him to, and gets excited over cool things.  He doesn't cuss, which is refreshing and different.  I mean, fuck, who doesn't cuss?  He gives me the things I need to survive, like warmth, friendship, companionship, support.  He gives me things that make surviving bearable, like a debate sparring partner, a partner in crime, a sounding board and critic for my ideas, someone to cherish and care for in return. 
Ring ring Huh?
Where is that coming from?

Ring ring.
Ring ring.  What is that noise?

RING.  RING.

Oh.

Ring ring! Snooze/Dismiss

Put thePillsbarrel inhereyour mouth

Anna Mae Bollocks

For what it's worth:

The cards say you know him already, from a distance at least. Interbutts.  :p
Don't think he's local now but he will be. Wants to move but finances are preventing that at present.
*Might* be extricating himself from a relationship at present.
This whole thing starts with an invitation of some kind (vague, I know)
Timing is Dog Days (July/August) Not Dog Days ten years from now, it's coming up soon.
For some reason a house figures in all this. In a good way. Lucky house.
Getting fox imagery for him. Super smart and/or pointy features and/or reddish hair.

This better hit or I will nail this deck to a tree and kill it with fire.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division