Who wants to fucking fight me?!

[East Coast Hustle]

You keep saying you wanna fight, Dimo, but I don't see you being in any hurry to get to Woods Hole to receive your ass-kicking.

WOODS HOLE!? What do I look like, some kinda trust fund, panty-waste pansy? MY VERY PRESENCE THERE WOULD CAUSE THE ENTIRE FUCKING SISSY-ASS PLACE TO COMBUST INSTANTANEOUSLY! But that's just not my style, dig? The true fist of the North Star doesn't run oft all willy-nilly, he waits...

THEN BAM!

Srsly, tho Imma map-quest that shit and come drop a fucking elbow on a motherfucker.

We're here until noon tomorrow.

but good luck baiting these "Nantucket Red"-wearing pantywaists into a proper bar fight. I couldn't even get any of them to look me in the eye except for that one guy at the urinal in Captain Kidd's, and that was way more unsettling for me than it was for him, since I wasn't trying to get him to look me in the eye at the urinal.

[Cuddlefish]

Seems you're about two hours away, which puts this within the realm of "do-able."

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.

I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.

Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.

Okay.  I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.

Hama rules, of course.

When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre

HAMA RULES:

1.  THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.

2.  NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.

Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...

Moar fucking rules Question - if I throw your unconscious, ass on the freeway does the cement truck count as a weapon?

[Cain]

I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.

[Cuddlefish]

I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.

Are you calling me falsifiable? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

[Cuddlefish]

I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.

I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.

Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.

Okay.  I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.

Hama rules, of course.

When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre

HAMA RULES:

1.  THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.

2.  NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.

Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...

Moar fucking rules Question - if I throw your unconscious, ass on the freeway does the cement truck count as a weapon?

"Environmental hazards" are fair game.

[Cain]

I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.

Are you calling me falsifiable? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

Your momma's gettin' so fat, that the derivative of her mass function with respect to time is motherfuckin' undefined.

[Cuddlefish]

I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.

Are you calling me falsifiable? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

Your momma's gettin' so fat, that the derivative of her mass function with respect to time is motherfuckin' undefined.

Oh snap

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.

I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.

Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.

Okay.  I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.

Hama rules, of course.

When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre

HAMA RULES:

1.  THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.

2.  NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.

Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...

HAMA.

FUCKING.

RULES.

[LMNO]

Cain, I love you.

[Telarus]