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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 28, 2012, 06:41:54 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

June 28, 2012, 06:41:54 PM
So i dont spag up open bar.

Carmen is fumigating today. On top of this im going to thoroughly spray my room with rubbing alcohol. 90% kills them on contact. On top of that diatomaceous earth along the walls in the closet and around every bit of furniture like ech suggested. Clothes in storage containers once i get to the laundromat. I threw out the blankets and pillows that were on my mattress. I have two pillows that are fine that ive been using.

My room is going to be as inhospitable as venus.
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Kai

#1
June 28, 2012, 07:33:29 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 06:41:54 PM
So i dont spag up open bar.

Carmen is fumigating today. On top of this im going to thoroughly spray my room with rubbing alcohol. 90% kills them on contact. On top of that diatomaceous earth along the walls in the closet and around every bit of furniture like ech suggested. Clothes in storage containers once i get to the laundromat. I threw out the blankets and pillows that were on my mattress. I have two pillows that are fine that ive been using.

My room is going to be as inhospitable as venus.

And yet, somehow, life will find a way.

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If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
June 28, 2012, 07:34:04 PM
You need a BOLO.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
June 28, 2012, 07:39:31 PM
Whats a bolo?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
June 28, 2012, 07:40:14 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
June 28, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
Sounds like something to have anyway.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 28, 2012, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
Sounds like something to have anyway.

Shit yeah.

Also, one shot from the hellbore and there won't be ANY bedbugs in your bedroom.  Or apartment.  Or city.  There might be a little bit of radiation, but isn't that a small price to pay?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
June 28, 2012, 07:57:52 PM
I get irradiated twice just heading to ireland. Why not?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 28, 2012, 08:02:03 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:57:52 PM
I get irradiated twice just heading to ireland.

There is sound reasoning behind that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
June 28, 2012, 08:11:26 PM
Apollo is in cahoots with the tsa? Shit...
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
June 28, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 08:11:26 PM
Apollo is in cahoots with the tsa? Shit...

Everyone is.  Welcome to the 21st Century, Citizen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
June 29, 2012, 12:26:34 AM
You had the option to take the patdown. And go, "oh baby, oh baby..."
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Nephew Twiddleton

#12
June 29, 2012, 12:36:40 AM
True but the circumstances of my last visit made comedic protest a really bad idea.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
June 29, 2012, 12:47:56 AM
Most people who fly a lot opt for the patdown anyway instead of rolling the dice getting zapped constantly.
You probably don't get to go that often, though.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#14
June 29, 2012, 12:53:31 AM
Flying to ireland is expensive. Aside from october i hadnt been there since the bush administration. I will try to get there more often but its not feasible for now.
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