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Suu declares an artistic challenge!

Started by Suu, July 03, 2012, 05:22:51 AM

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July 03, 2012, 05:22:51 AM
Unfortunately, in a little over a month, life is letting me live for another decade. Therefore, I've decided that as I reach the tender age of 30, I would like to receive cards.

These cards...need to horrify me.

I hearby challenge the peoples of PeeDee to send me your artistic masterpieces of birthday cards. No rules other than see if you can get me to wince and my roommate to cry, since she's making me move out in September anyway, I may as well do so by making August INTERESTING.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#1
July 03, 2012, 05:42:13 AM
OOH OOH, I'm on it.
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Placid Dingo

#2
July 03, 2012, 06:52:27 AM
Were working in 3D here?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Suu

#3
July 03, 2012, 02:59:17 PM
Yes, an actual physical card.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#4
July 03, 2012, 03:33:09 PM
OK!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Triple Zero

#5
July 03, 2012, 07:38:36 PM
I am ON!

Can has PM with address por favor? [I should probably have it written down somewhere but this is easier]

So am I getting correctly that you will not actually see any of these cards, but only your ex-housemate? wait no I got that wrong bday = aug, move = sept, so yes.

And I was just wondering how do you have a housemate there, but you moved since we visited last year, right? So I did'nt have that address after all.

[/fuzzybrained]
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#6
July 03, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Address sent.

I intend to post these around the house and leave them up as I pack.  8)
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#7
July 03, 2012, 07:43:53 PM
I'll also need your new address.

Kai

#8
July 03, 2012, 10:35:55 PM
You don't want me to send one.

No really, you ask for horror? I'll send spiders.
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Murmur

#9
July 04, 2012, 05:24:54 AM
Suu? Would you mind PMing me your address?
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Nephew Twiddleton

#10
July 04, 2012, 04:08:27 PM
I didn't take note of where you lived when I was down last. I just followed the Richter.
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Suu

#11
July 05, 2012, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on July 03, 2012, 10:35:55 PM
You don't want me to send one.

No really, you ask for horror? I'll send spiders.

Please don't. For I will cry. :(

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#12
July 11, 2012, 08:17:14 PM
ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS RESPONSIBLE?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#13
July 11, 2012, 08:32:53 PM
Probably AKK. 


Why, what did you get?

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#14
July 11, 2012, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 11, 2012, 08:17:14 PM
ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS RESPONSIBLE?!

I don't think mine got there yet.

I used teh wrong paint and it took fucking forever to dry.

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