News:

Heaven is a sausage party.

Main Menu

Ernest Borgnine is dead.

Started by EK WAFFLR, July 08, 2012, 10:33:31 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

EK WAFFLR

July 08, 2012, 10:33:31 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Suu

#1
July 08, 2012, 10:43:46 PM
I just fell on my knees and screamed, "NOOOO!" When I read that on Facebook 3.4 minutes ago.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Murmur

#2
July 08, 2012, 11:29:07 PM
Read it on FB about 5 minutes ago... we need to start a death pool here, guys.

Pretty sad news.  :kingmeh:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

AFK

#3
July 08, 2012, 11:32:00 PM
Heh, I didn't realize he was still alive.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
July 09, 2012, 01:50:23 AM
Wasn't he like 150 years old?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#5
July 09, 2012, 02:27:41 AM
95, to be exact.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

hooplala

#6
July 09, 2012, 02:58:01 AM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
July 17, 2012, 04:35:10 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
July 17, 2012, 05:08:18 AM
Kitty Wells died this morning. She was 92.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/17/entertainment-us-kittywells-death-idUSBRE86F1AT20120717

If she masturbated every day, she never told anybody.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
July 17, 2012, 05:10:56 AM
I hope she did!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
July 17, 2012, 05:13:24 AM
Well, she did make it to 92...  :p
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
July 17, 2012, 05:19:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 17, 2012, 05:13:24 AM
Well, she did make it to 92...  :p

I am assuming she was a high-frequency masturbator.

Once a day or more, guys! For health!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#12
July 17, 2012, 05:20:47 AM
If it worked for Ernest Borgnine, it works for me!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
July 17, 2012, 05:26:20 AM
I'm masturbating right now!




JUST KIDDING!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tyrannosaurus vex

#14
July 17, 2012, 05:28:39 AM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.
Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions