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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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It's Not My Fault

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 02:33:56 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 18, 2012, 02:33:56 PM
I didn't mean to do it; it was just one of those parties that got out of hand.   I wouldn't have done it if you'd just learn to behave.  I really had no choice, did I?  You MADE me do it.  I had all the parts on hand, laid out and ready to go, but then you fucked it all up.  NOW what the hell are we supposed to do? 

That pisses me off.  It was gonna be better than ever, it was gonna be bigger than Frank Luke's enormous brass balls.  Now it's RUINED, and I blame YOU.

I also blame society.  If I was allowed to color on the walls with crayons when I was a kid, I wouldn't have this frustrated artist thing going, and we wouldn't be in the shape we're in right now.  So, yeah, it was my folks, combined with social mores that denied me my specialness when I was at a formative age.

And then there's The Man™.  If he wasn't keeping me down, I'd be on top of that shit in a heart beat.   He took my opportunity and taxed it to death.  If it weren't for those fucking regulations, we'd all be rich by now.  RICH, I tell you!

And if those kids weren't tying me down.  And the bills.  And the people around me that just don't understand my Goddamn genius.  Allowances should have been made. 

It's not my Goddamn fault.

Or Kill Me Some More.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
July 18, 2012, 02:50:46 PM
You can't be DIFFERENT TOGETHER.
How ya gonna be DIFFERENT TOGETHER?
If you're together, how are you gonna be DIFFERENT?
And if you're different, how are you gonna be TOGETHER?
You can't be DIFFERENT TOGETHER...Help me somebody, my legs are on fire, praise BGP.

No, wait.  That's not how I meant to say it.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.  This is my handle, touch it and you'd better mean business.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#2
July 18, 2012, 03:29:43 PM
How did you expect me to react?!

I came home to find everything I once knew and cherished to be destroyed in nothing more than a simple lie.

You know exactly how I fucking feel too, Reverend. That moment of pure EnlightenmentTM in which you realize it was all just a dream.

The American DreamTM.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
July 18, 2012, 04:27:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 18, 2012, 03:29:43 PM
How did you expect me to react?!

I came home to find everything I once knew and cherished to be destroyed in nothing more than a simple lie.

You know exactly how I fucking feel too, Reverend. That moment of pure EnlightenmentTM in which you realize it was all just a dream.

The American DreamTM.

Welcome to America™.  You will find your seat in the back of the national bus.  Nigel and I will brief you on your tasks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
July 18, 2012, 05:29:17 PM
I can't play. I have a sore toe. It's not my fault, it's the way these shoes are made, and I have to wear shoes, don't I? You can't go through life just doing what you want and taking your shoes off when you feel like it. What if everybody did that? It might smell bad and there'd be athlete's foot and somebody might even step on a nail. Anyway, if I keep my shoes on and work hard enough I'll get promoted to something that pays enough to buy insurance. It's just that right now my toe hurts and I can't dance. I couldn't get up and walk out of here if there was a fucking fire.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#5
July 18, 2012, 05:37:57 PM
I didn't do it. I wasn't there.  "America's Got Talent" was on, and this bag of chips won't eat itself, you know.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
July 18, 2012, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 18, 2012, 05:37:57 PM
I didn't do it. I wasn't there.  "America's Got Talent" was on, and this bag of chips won't eat itself, you know.

Well, *I* sure as fuck didn't do it.  Looking at Stella, here.  I don't buy that garbage about her "injury" even for a second.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#7
July 18, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
I can hardly be blamed. I wasn't even paying attention. I've got SHIT to take care of. While everyone else is cramming their low-riders with free healthcare I was busy keeping this country going. At least I'm trying.

The banks won't give me anymore credit, and no matter how loud I yell about the inherent, intrinsic Americaness of 1.2% interest they just won't extend my limit. There are things I need in my house if we are gonna keep this shit-show going. Otherwise we may as well live in Indo-China where they have to import freedom.

So, maybe I did it. Maybe I didn't. Fuck you, gimmie my UNLIMITED DATA or go kill yourself.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

EK WAFFLR

#8
July 18, 2012, 06:01:36 PM
Don't blame me. I was busy playing Angry Birds on my iPad. Besides, I'm Belgian, and therefore blameless.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
July 18, 2012, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 18, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
I can hardly be blamed. I wasn't even paying attention. I've got SHIT to take care of. While everyone else is cramming their low-riders with free healthcare I was busy keeping this country going. At least I'm trying.

The banks won't give me anymore credit, and no matter how loud I yell about the inherent, intrinsic Americaness of 1.2% interest they just won't extend my limit. There are things I need in my house if we are gonna keep this shit-show going. Otherwise we may as well live in Indo-China where they have to import freedom.

So, maybe I did it. Maybe I didn't. Fuck you, gimmie my UNLIMITED DATA or go kill yourself.

I didn't take your UNLIMITED DATA.  That was our socialist, America-hating president who loves those people walking.  Which I am against.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
July 18, 2012, 06:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 18, 2012, 06:01:36 PM
Don't blame me. I was busy playing Angry Birds on my iPad. Besides, I'm Belgian, and therefore blameless.

Belgians can't actually ACCOMPLISH harm.  It's not that they're good people, it's that they're OLD EUROPE and IRRELEVANT1.





1  Donald Rumsfeld said that, and who am I to doubt him?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
July 18, 2012, 06:24:01 PM Last Edit: July 18, 2012, 06:25:52 PM by TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 06:05:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 18, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
I can hardly be blamed. I wasn't even paying attention. I've got SHIT to take care of. While everyone else is cramming their low-riders with free healthcare I was busy keeping this country going. At least I'm trying.

The banks won't give me anymore credit, and no matter how loud I yell about the inherent, intrinsic Americaness of 1.2% interest they just won't extend my limit. There are things I need in my house if we are gonna keep this shit-show going. Otherwise we may as well live in Indo-China where they have to import freedom.

So, maybe I did it. Maybe I didn't. Fuck you, gimmie my UNLIMITED DATA or go kill yourself.

I didn't take your UNLIMITED DATA.  That was our socialist, America-hating president who loves those people walking.  Which I am against.

He gave it to people who DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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