This might well be the best thing I've read all week.

Started by EK WAFFLR, July 18, 2012, 10:18:06 AM

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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

This makes me feel pride in our desert freaks.  We aren't meant to live here, it does awful things to us, but the survivors always end up some of the best people you could ever imagine.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:47:09 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 18, 2012, 10:18:06 AM
http://www.azcentral.com/news/azliving/articles/2012/07/13/20120713bikers-against-child-abuse-make-abuse-victims-feel-safe.html

That's Arizona.  The weirder the person, the better the person.  That's why our "normal" people are all too often scumbags.

You're much better off with the weirdos.

Yeah. These guys or CPS: no contest.
Not joking. This rocks.  8)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Dawwww

that made me cry

Especially because I have to call DHS tomorrow and report a situation.  :cry:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

I really like these weirdos.

And, Nigel, I'm so sorry to hear that. :(
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 19, 2012, 12:56:05 PM
Dawwww

that made me cry

Especially because I have to call DHS tomorrow and report a situation.  :cry:

D: Oh jeez.  I'm so sorry to hear.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 19, 2012, 05:50:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 19, 2012, 12:56:05 PM
Dawwww

that made me cry

Especially because I have to call DHS tomorrow and report a situation.  :cry:

D: Oh jeez.  I'm so sorry to hear.

OUCH. Fingers crossed they don't make an even worse hot mess of things.  :cry:

I wonder if this biker thing could catch on? I'd like to see it go nationwide. Hell, worldwide. A lot of MC's do toy runs and the like, I bet some of them would jump all over something like this.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 07:09:06 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 19, 2012, 05:50:20 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 19, 2012, 12:56:05 PM
Dawwww

that made me cry

Especially because I have to call DHS tomorrow and report a situation.  :cry:

D: Oh jeez.  I'm so sorry to hear.

OUCH. Fingers crossed they don't make an even worse hot mess of things.  :cry:

I wonder if this biker thing could catch on? I'd like to see it go nationwide. Hell, worldwide. A lot of MC's do toy runs and the like, I bet some of them would jump all over something like this.

I read beyond the first page, they already are.  So cool.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Pope Pixie Pickle

This is awesome. They have a slight Christian vibe according to their website, but it's not overt or over the top.

I would love to see a similar organisation for adult victims of abuse...


Anna Mae Bollocks

Aw, those kinds of Christians are OK. It's kind of like Johnny Cash visiting prisons.  :)
And yep. International.  8)
http://bacaworld.org/chapters/
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That is so fuckin' awesome!

And thanks for the well-wishes. The situation is... well, it's fucking horrible. The circuitous permutations of how horrible it is are more than I want to discuss in public, but suffice it to say that it's pretty much the worst case scenario squared, for a newbie's first foray into mandatory reporting. For anyone, really. Outside of DHS and the FBI I haven't even talked about it with anyone other than the person who brought it to my attention, and I probably won't, aside from my therapist.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Holy fuck, Nigel. I mean, I know this kind of stuff is never small potatoes, but still...holy fuck.
I think having you in the picture could help, though. Maybe a lot.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division