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Started by EK WAFFLR, July 19, 2012, 06:00:17 AM

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EK WAFFLR

#15
July 19, 2012, 10:43:51 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 08:51:53 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:14:52 AM
(What is a Seguin, by the way?  :lulz:)

"The People of WalMart" meets "Deliverance" meets "Jackson County Jail" meets Glenn Beck and makes a giant assbaby, basically.

:horrormirth:

This is what half an hour of sleep followed by seven cups of coffee in four hours does to me. It took me those four hours to realize that Seguin is a town.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
July 19, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
DAMMIT WAFFLES

I COULD HAVE SLEPT FOR THREE MORE HOURS!  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
July 19, 2012, 02:32:09 PM
I always knew this day would come.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#18
July 19, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 19, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
DAMMIT WAFFLES

I COULD HAVE SLEPT FOR THREE MORE HOURS!  :argh!:

I wanted company. Sorry about that. It's my fault.


Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 02:32:09 PM
I always knew this day would come.

Of course you did, you're Holy(tm). And that's my fault, too.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
July 19, 2012, 06:37:45 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 02:32:09 PM
I always knew this day would come.

Of course you did, you're Holy(tm). And that's my fault, too.

So YOU'RE the cunt.  :crankey:

I didn't WANT to be a Holy Man™.  I didn't WANT inexplicable stains on my pance.  I didn't NEED to wake up in that motel room, all covered in axle grease and glitter.  I sure as fuck never expected to live in a GATED COMMUNITY and drive a fucking CAMRY.  I just wanted to be a BIG GAY COWBOY, and YOU RUINED IT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#20
July 19, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
Of all the people in the world, you were the only one capable of handling the Holy duties bestowed upon you. Blame me, but remember that.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
July 19, 2012, 06:57:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
Of all the people in the world, you were the only one capable of handling the Holy duties bestowed upon you.

Explains my failing eyesight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
July 19, 2012, 10:14:03 PM
That was a jerk ass thing to do to me dude but how did you manage travelling back to 2010 and getting past the security system? I mean this is a whole lot of easily avoided stupid that im cleaning up.
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#23
July 19, 2012, 10:44:59 PM
Goddammit, Waffles... 

There is cat hair on every piece of clothing I own.

And that white basket?  Going right back into the washing machine now, thankyouverymuch.

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#24
July 19, 2012, 11:16:51 PM
I said I'd have your back, really...
BWTF is this?!!  Now you're just making me look bad.
Not that it matters anymore...  Fuck.
It' be okay, after a few more reboots we should be able to repopulate at least some of the worlds, again...

Suu

#25
July 19, 2012, 11:17:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 19, 2012, 10:44:59 PM
Goddammit, Waffles... 

There is cat hair on every piece of clothing I own.

And that white basket?  Going right back into the washing machine now, thankyouverymuch.

That was HIM?!?!?!

Ugh, Providence will never be the same, thanks to Berserker Lovin'.
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