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Started by EK WAFFLR, July 19, 2012, 08:39:16 AM

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LMNO

#15
July 19, 2012, 06:28:22 PM
I love Etheopian food going in, but I have night terrors when I remember what it's like coming out the other end.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
July 19, 2012, 06:30:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:28:22 PM
I love Etheopian food going in, but I have night terrors when I remember what it's like coming out the other end.

WHO ARE YOU?

LMNO would NEVER be skeered of a poomp.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#17
July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS!  IT BURNS THE BUTT!  WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
July 19, 2012, 06:33:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.

Why can't you americans conform to European time zones?  :argh!:

AW, FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a goddamned wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge Eris-Whaling1 earwax-flicking chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a poodle and I HATE poodles.

Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.





1  Not a typo.  I refer to the act of firing an explosive harpoon through Eris' head.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
July 19, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS!  IT BURNS THE BUTT!  WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!

For you, it was the worst anal trauma of your life.  It was endless agony and a destroyed toilet.

For me, it was Tuesday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#20
July 19, 2012, 06:36:19 PM
   :aaa:

Roger, your horrible, horrible man!  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Suu

#21
July 19, 2012, 06:36:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS!  IT BURNS THE BUTT!  WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!

I beat Richter's vindaloo.

I did not, however, beat Richter's Weapon X curry that he made during Hurricane Irene at Luna's house...then again, neither did he.

-Suu
Luna will NEVER forgive us for what we did to her bathroom.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
July 19, 2012, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:36:19 PM
   :aaa:

Roger, your horrible, horrible man!  :lulz:

:?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#23
July 19, 2012, 06:40:36 PM
That was the best insult I've read in ages. It was a compliment.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
July 19, 2012, 06:41:05 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:40:36 PM
That was the best insult I've read in ages. It was a compliment.

I'm not well.   :lulz:

Also, coffee.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#25
July 19, 2012, 06:47:09 PM
Well. The spirit moves within, kids.

I don't think I'm going to beat this.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#26
July 19, 2012, 07:14:13 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:33:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.

Why can't you americans conform to European time zones?  :argh!:

AW, FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a goddamned wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge Eris-Whaling1 earwax-flicking chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a poodle and I HATE poodles.

Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.





1  Not a typo.  I refer to the act of firing an explosive harpoon through Eris' head.

Boy fuckin howdy, that's worth committing to memory and saving "for special".  :lulz:

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
What is Boro Wot? It sounds like the inspiration for a certain Johnny Cash tune.

"Ring of Fire"?  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

#27
July 19, 2012, 08:24:57 PM
I beat it.

Because my rectum doesn't have nerve endings. I'm convinced.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#28
July 19, 2012, 08:58:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:24:57 PM
my rectum doesn't have nerve endings. I'm convinced.

That could be used to your advantage in more ways than one, you know.



LMNO
-yeah, I went there. 

Suu

#29
July 19, 2012, 08:59:26 PM
The Six Degrees of Separation that all topics inevitably lead to ANAL.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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