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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 22, 2012, 05:14:29 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
July 22, 2012, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2012, 07:26:49 PM
Clearly it's not Faust because he is the Batman.

Clearly it's not me because I don't have the heath benefits.

Hm, yes, that kind of rules out Net as well.

UNLESS YOU'RE BOTH FAKING IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
July 22, 2012, 07:45:20 PM
I would suspect E.O.T. if it weren't for his chronic lack of having a computer.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
July 22, 2012, 07:49:09 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 07:21:26 PM
I was thinking about the incitement thing, because nobody really does that. HOWEVER, if they are even a half-decent agent unlike the obvious and super-shitty ones who get assigned to local anarchist and activist groups, they would have caught on early that people who agitate for illegal activities get shouted down really fast here, and would be playing it more low-key.

It's got to be a regular, who has been here consistently, participating, for a long time. I almost agree that it's probably not a charismatic leader type, because no way would the fed waste a charismatic leader on an internet forum... not unless it was a really important internet forum, and I think it would be venturing into delusions of grandeur to assume ourselves that. It's not ECH, because he owns the forum. It's not Faust or Payne or or Cain or Waffle or Tripzip, because they live in Belgium.

Maybe... oh god, maybe it's Hirley0!

Maybe.

Or GIGGLES. You only THINK he's posting that stuff to gross people out.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Faust

#18
July 22, 2012, 08:59:37 PM
I'm not a fed, but I am still waiting/hoping to be recruited to the illuminati.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Juana

#19
July 22, 2012, 09:18:17 PM
:lulz:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on July 22, 2012, 06:57:28 PM
Phoxxy, because she's naming names!

GARBO, because she calls herself "Secret Agent". Nice job throwing us off your scent!
I knew that was going to bite me in the ass!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
July 22, 2012, 11:00:59 PM
I would like to pount out that its possible my irishness is a character that im playing. Hell does anyone even have any proof im bostonian?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
July 22, 2012, 11:03:03 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 22, 2012, 11:00:59 PM
I would like to pount out that its possible my irishness is a character that im playing. Hell does anyone even have any proof im bostonian?

OFFERING yourself as a possibility... is it a ploy to throw us off the scent? Because surely, we would never expect the real Fed to finger himself, right?

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! IT'S TWID!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
July 22, 2012, 11:42:46 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 05:14:29 PM
So, odds are that someone here is a Federal agent. You know it's true.

ITT, we discuss who we think it is, and why.

GO!

Well, I know it's not me, because they don't hire dead people.

And I know it's not you, because you have been in a state of armed rebellion since you were born.

I know it's not ECH, on account of he works for geeks.

I know it's not Johnny, because he's Mexican.

I know it's not Remmy, because he's a communist.

Ergo, it is Garbo.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
July 23, 2012, 03:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 22, 2012, 11:42:46 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 05:14:29 PM
So, odds are that someone here is a Federal agent. You know it's true.

ITT, we discuss who we think it is, and why.

GO!

Well, I know it's not me, because they don't hire dead people.

And I know it's not you, because you have been in a state of armed rebellion since you were born.

I know it's not ECH, on account of he works for geeks.

I know it's not Johnny, because he's Mexican.

I know it's not Remmy, because he's a communist.

Ergo, it is Garbo.

RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN THIS WHOLE TIME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#24
July 23, 2012, 03:21:17 AM
Well, you caught me. :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

#25
July 23, 2012, 03:22:01 AM
Excuse me while I report my failure to my superiors.


Garbo,
--about to be re-assigned to watching Peace Fresno again
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
July 23, 2012, 03:28:05 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on July 23, 2012, 03:22:01 AM
Excuse me while I report my failure to my superiors.


Garbo,
--about to be re-assigned to watching Peace Fresno again

You might have better luck if you DON'T introduce yourself "HI, I'm Secret Agent GARBO and I work for the FBI!!" this time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#27
July 23, 2012, 05:40:29 AM
Akk, as didn't someone find his ip at facebook hq
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
July 23, 2012, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:28:05 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on July 23, 2012, 03:22:01 AM
Excuse me while I report my failure to my superiors.


Garbo,
--about to be re-assigned to watching Peace Fresno again

You might have better luck if you DON'T introduce yourself "HI, I'm Secret Agent GARBO and I work for the FBI!!" this time.

She's only taking the fall, since it was said in the OP that there may be.... errr.... Yep. Totally Garbo and Garbo only.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
July 23, 2012, 07:09:11 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 23, 2012, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:28:05 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on July 23, 2012, 03:22:01 AM
Excuse me while I report my failure to my superiors.


Garbo,
--about to be re-assigned to watching Peace Fresno again

You might have better luck if you DON'T introduce yourself "HI, I'm Secret Agent GARBO and I work for the FBI!!" this time.

She's only taking the fall, since it was said in the OP that there may be.... errr.... Yep. Totally Garbo and Garbo only.

WHAT

I SMELL A RAT
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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